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Stereotypes: Pickup Basketball

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LAFIRMA22, Aug 21, 2013.

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  1. LAFIRMA22

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/0gWxHFMog9w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #1 LAFIRMA22, Aug 21, 2013
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  2. liljojo

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    lol. I'm "misses all game but banks in a 3 for the win" guy.
     
    #2 liljojo, Aug 21, 2013
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    actually, scratch that. I'm just "misses all game" guy.
     
    #3 liljojo, Aug 21, 2013
  4. J Sizzle

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    I'm definitely the "My Bad" guy...


    Worst to play with in order...

    1. The Foul Guy
    2. The Player Coach
    3. The Rage Monster
    4. The Tall Guy Who Only Shoots 3's
    5. The Excuses Guy
     
    #4 J Sizzle, Aug 21, 2013
  5. Ubiquitin

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    I am the tall guy who only shoots 3.s
     
    #5 Ubiquitin, Aug 21, 2013
  6. BiGGieStuFF

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    the worst to play AGAINST!

    football guy. OUCH :(
     
    #6 BiGGieStuFF, Aug 21, 2013
  7. Haymitch

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    That was great.

    I can sometimes be Mr Excuses or Imaginary Dunker, but more than anything I am Tall Guy That Only Shoots 3s.

    I hate:

    Misses all game, but banks in a 3 for the win; Mr Football; Looks can be deceiving guy; foul guy.
     
    #7 Haymitch, Aug 21, 2013
  8. SwoLy-D

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    Welcome to ten years ago. There was already another video like this way back. :eek:

    EDIT: Found it. It was 6 years ago. :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coM5JaeHTK0
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    #8 SwoLy-D, Aug 21, 2013
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    Haha if anything I guess I'm the misses all game but banks in a 3 guy.

    This was funny since I was able to picture someone in my head for every single one of these stereotypes.
     
    #9 smr6, Aug 21, 2013
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    I liked this one better when it was first posted.

    You know another one I hate. "Plays with headphones" guy. Dudes that play the entire damn game listening to music on their ipod or whatever and can't, won't communicate with their teammates and flub repeatedly.
     
    #10 stthomsfinest, Aug 21, 2013
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    I use to be the tall guy that shoots threes but the hood wouldn't let me do that. They turned me into a back to basket bulldog player.
     
    #11 cheke64, Aug 21, 2013
  12. Uprising

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    Yeah, I'm that dude every now and then.
     
    #12 Uprising, Aug 21, 2013
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    A very underrated option. Good call. He might leap into my Top 5.
     
    #13 J Sizzle, Aug 21, 2013
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    haha, that was funny. I am totally the "my bad" guy. Anytime I miss a shot, or get scored on, I apologize. I also find myself making noise when I go I miss or when I go in the lane and make contact. I think that is from watching so much T-Mac...I do the whole "aa ahhh ahhhh" as I attempt to double clutch with my 3 inch vertical lol.
     
    #14 trueroxfan, Aug 21, 2013
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    Lol, I just realized this...I am pretty sure those twins play at Gregory in Austin...they're pretty good too.
     
    #15 trueroxfan, Aug 21, 2013
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    I am Mr. Clutch. Even if I've been sucking all game, give me the rock with the game on the line and watch me bury the winner.
     
    #16 moestavern19, Aug 21, 2013
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    i was the foul guy and was flopping before it was popular. i miss the early 2000s
     
    #17 conquistador#11, Aug 21, 2013
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    The original was way funnier.
     
    #18 Duncan McDonuts, Aug 21, 2013
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    The absolute worst is...... Snowbird guy.

    1. Plays half ass defense and only above the 3 point line
    2. Lets his man blow by so you can pick him up
    3. Never rotates on Defense
    4. Won't rebound
    5. Always leaning toward the other end of the court
    6. Sprints to the other end any time there is a loose ball or a shot is put up by the other team
    7. Yells for the ball
    8. Brags about how his scoring carried the team
     
    #19 Granville, Aug 21, 2013
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    I'm double dribble guy that can't switch on D.
     
    #20 CCorn, Aug 21, 2013
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