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Gift for Brother's Birthday

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Johndoe804, Aug 19, 2013.

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  1. Johndoe804

    Johndoe804 Member

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    He's turning 21, but he has to stay out of trouble due to some issues with the law. What should I get him?

    He's a delivery guy. He has a dog that he loves. He's a college student, but lives at home. He wrecked my brand new car.

    Any other information necessary? Let me know.
     
    #1 Johndoe804, Aug 19, 2013
  2. wizkid83

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    Budget?
     
    #2 wizkid83, Aug 19, 2013
  3. Johndoe804

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    Anywhere from $30.00 to $10,000. Preferably closer to $30. :cool:
     
    #3 Johndoe804, Aug 19, 2013
  4. el gnomo

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    Hmmm... turning 21, trouble with law, delivery guy, wrecked your car... easy game:

    [​IMG]

    unless he already has one :grin:
     
    #4 el gnomo, Aug 19, 2013
  5. wizkid83

    wizkid83 Member

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    $30 to $10K is a pretty wide range.

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    A trip some where (Groupon have nice ones at reasonable prices)

    New Phone\Tablet if he likes some tech gadgets

    Nice suit for court if he's likely to be in trouble with the law :D

    Never can have too much TVs (or just Blu-Ray if going more economical, go for box set 了ike 30 for 30 /Californication/etc. depending on his taste)

    If he's a Rockets fan -> http://www.amazon.com/Hakeem-Olajuwon-Autographed-Houston-Rockets/dp/B00CDZSW9Q
     
    #5 wizkid83, Aug 19, 2013
  6. Torn n Frayed

    Torn n Frayed Member

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    A Fleshlite?
     
    #6 Torn n Frayed, Aug 19, 2013
  7. M.G.

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    Call up IPSAC.
     
    #7 M.G., Aug 19, 2013
  8. Jmcballer88

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    Flesh lite....
     
    #8 Jmcballer88, Aug 19, 2013
  9. Johndoe804

    Johndoe804 Member

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    What is this?

    Fleshlite isn't a bad idea lmao. What do they run?
     
    #9 Johndoe804, Aug 20, 2013
  10. RocketBlood

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    Get him a hooker from backpage.com. Make sure it's outgoing call only.
     
    #10 RocketBlood, Aug 20, 2013
  11. Granville

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    A pocket Vajajay. Tell him to never leave home without it.
     
    #11 Granville, Aug 20, 2013
  12. ling ling

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    Get him a gun, so he can protect himself while making deliveries.
     
    #12 ling ling, Aug 20, 2013
  13. RocketsRed14

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    Better yet, how about an escort?

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 RocketsRed14, Aug 20, 2013
  14. Johndoe804

    Johndoe804 Member

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    He's gay.
     
    #14 Johndoe804, Aug 20, 2013
  15. J Sizzle

    J Sizzle Member

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    Game-changer
     
    #15 J Sizzle, Aug 20, 2013
  16. BigBird

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    scarf
     
    #16 BigBird, Aug 20, 2013
  17. Tom Bombadillo

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    Pocket dildo
     
    #17 Tom Bombadillo, Aug 20, 2013
  18. Tom Bombadillo

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    Seriously though, Get him a military recruiter, so he can get his life together...
     
    #18 Tom Bombadillo, Aug 20, 2013
  19. ryano2009

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    get him a male stripper
     
    #19 ryano2009, Aug 20, 2013
  20. Mr. Brightside

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    Pocket breathalyzer device
     
    #20 Mr. Brightside, Aug 20, 2013
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