So according to your idea we should bench our best player who is coming off a season where he averaged 26 ppg
The Dude: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
OK. No one in their right mind would ever consign a superstar to the bench. Therefore I am going to assume that this is a sarcastic thread in response to the Lin 6th man thread. I do hope I am right.