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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Can someone provide me cliff notes.
     
  2. TdashDUB

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    I believe it does more justice going on the journey.. ;)
     
  3. King1

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    Is this worth reading?
     
  4. IBTL

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    Worth seeing? Yes; but not worth going to see.
     
  5. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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  6. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    just read the entire thread...epic.

    i don't visit CF for 1 day and i miss this?

    5 star thread.
     
  7. supdudes

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    This thread became overrated quick.

    Totally fabricated fame.

    This is a Blake Griffin Thread.
     
  8. MoonDogg

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  9. CCorn

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    Where's the guy that will do cartoons to sum up epic threads?
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    :rolleyes: So what's the purpose, then? You're going to get her to take more of her hooker friends to see your new band?
     
  11. HMMMHMM

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    Kinda feel bad for Jane. Be nice to her TdashDUB. :p

    Cool story tho.
     
  12. fallenphoenix

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    the girl that answers the phone isn't who you get, and the girl in the photo is definitely not who you are going to get. she's more of a secretary, they get your address then they send whoever is available to you.

    luck of the draw i guess, OP got a crackwhore this time. better luck next time.
     
  13. tmacfor35

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    OP dont be butthurt about all the negative comments. You knew they were coming when you made this thread. And that girl. Oh MY. 400$ for something you can find under a bridge.

    If you dont have something id be very surprised.
     
  14. studogg

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    i've read this thread and want my time back.

    not sure why it's considered epic

    not sure why Tdash's sniffling phone call is considered cool - nor his text convo

    and really not sure why anyone would broadcast their solicitation of prostitution


    but then again - I thought the last iteration of yoyao was stupid too

    guess i'm in the minority
     
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  15. TdashDUB

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    To live life. Have fun. Why not let this unfold further? Just like if you swapped this board out with a group of good friends who somehow got themselves involved in this. Either way, there's an audience with a story at stake. Any other situation? Sure, maybe it'd be pointless.

    I dated a crazy stripper not because I could see myself with her in the long run, but for the experience. And that it was.

    .....And to drop a shameless plug of my band for her to share with the rest of her packpage prostitute friends. :grin:
     
  16. fchowd0311

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    You must be a proper gentleman with high class taste in humor.
     
  17. LonghornFan

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    I'm with ya. Nothing "epic" about it, just oddly interesting enough to have me check it once in a while since the Hangout is hitting below average this week.
     
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  18. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    There are sites dedicated to just that. It's like a pickaprof.
     
  19. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Not really, IMHO. I'm no puritan but it's all just very, very sad, whether there's truth under it or whether it's manufactured. Both are sad in their own way. The raccoon photo is pretty epic -- again, independent of its legitimacy. So I'd find that one.

    I don't get the whole "I outed the truth!" angle b/c it assumes too much linearity in the world of the sex trade. (As if only one number leads to only one place, etc, etc.) But props to Tdash for putting himself out there either way.

    The best part was someone mistakenly posting a Pacific Rim comment.

    EDIT: ^^ what Longhornfan said
     
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  20. Cannonball

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    Pacific Rim Job?
     

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