In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

It took a total of 10 minutes to have 3 separate phone conversations followed by exchanging texts whilst running errands. 10 minutes to post screen caps and interact before performing a gig in downtown austin with an hour and a half set.

I spotlit a troll, am potentially getting free hooker sex, worked out, grocery shopped, further advanced my music career, enjoyed life on 6th street only to be followed by one of the most delicious meals I've had in recent memory at Magnolia Cafe at 3am. I'd say I juggled my "WAY too much" time pretty swimmingly.

Man.. I feel with my track record here, I shouldn't have anything else to prove.

Whenever demands were called for - I met them.
Whenever proof was needed - I brought it.
Whenever others wanted the extra mile - I ran it.

I don't do it for my health. I do it to entertain.
Same with the music, videos, stories, etc.
I feel that's what I was put on this Earth to do, and if I can provide it to the site that has done just that for me for so many years - I'll do it with a smile on my face.

BUT - Everything I've done on or for this board has been met with skepticism from either one or a group of people. You have guys who provide nothing but bitterness like Swoly and guys who provide nothing but bull**** like Ronny.

I provide the cold, hard, real ****. Whether it's meeting the challenge of pulling random gals via text, accidentally hitting on Jessica Alba, dishing inside-behind the scene Friday Night Lights stories, producing an album and music videos from the ground up, showing how easy it can be to get laid through OKCupid, or taking advantage of prostitutes via troll. The list goes on and will continue to grow..

So to continue to question my ability to bring it - is blasphemy.
I feel I've met every requirement casted upon me.

Yes I'm drunk. Sue me. Doesn't lessen the weight of these words.

To recycle a gif used earlier in the thread:


**jams Jay-Z's "What More Can I Say"**

 

.....And advancements with Ashley Frazier are still in the process

 

The sickest plot twist would be if Dub agreed to meet with Jade and it turned out that Racoon girl plotted her next customer with all the texting and there is no Jade.

 

This is a question later on from your friend's significant other. "Who is Patricia Puta de TJ and why did you like her FB comment. Me pusee good Meester"

 

Damn you're slow


those were fake texts

 

It's all good tdash.
Just felt bad that this kid was getting hammered for claiming he got laid. That said this thread is certainly entertaining.

 

gonna check this one out on Wednesday. expectations are not so high, for i'm not thrilled in seeing cgi robots fight cgi monsters.

 

posted it here instead the Pacific Rim thread. how do I delete it?

 

Yet somehow it fits perfectly with raccoon monster.

 

Only on Clutchfans . . . .

Rocket River

 

Hey man, props for all the leg work but I hardly see that as a good thing.

Wrapped up, I'd be grossed out regardless of whether she was good looking or not but that's just me bud.

 

Correct. I'm with you on that. If I had all that time and had many less responsibilities, I'd use the time for something more productive. Entertaining was watching everyone else look entertained.

NSFW text

Seriously, you had to put IPSAC down like that to a hooker? :grin: Unbelievable. Way to go, humanity!

 

what if she was a p*rn star? what if it was someone that you knew had been getting it on with Jeter? I would sacrifice an std for minka.

 

That fits this thread perfectly. Leave it.

 

This is what I miss when I don't check out Clutchfans for a few days.

 

Whoa. Crazy thread. You guys had me laughing. Love this site.

 

so it is worth going through the 30+ pages? seems like some pics are broken links for me

 

If you've got some time to kill its right up there with SCK an YaYao's epic threads....

 

What are your expectations on cgi raccoon poon?

 

haha nah I was just drunk being silly on that post..

I'll legitimately try to meet up with her for CF's sake and bring pics/audio to the table and see where it goes from there but I'm certainly not looking for ze secks.