In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

"meh" thread

 

What's amusing to me is that a close friend of mine has had call girls in that price range, and above, who were better looking than the original "bait and switch" chick who's pics he posted. He's the middle aged cat I've mentioned before here. Maybe some of you remember. The guy with a Harvard MBA and some bucks, and believe me, he knows what he's doing in this field of endeavor! I've seen several of the chicks myself. How? Until recently, before he moved back to Houston because of work, he lived on West 5th in Austin in a condo. Right where the action is. I came over and hung out with him all the freakin' time. He'd tell me if a girl was coming over, of course, and if it was a babe he'd had before, he'd ask me to hang around until she showed up, just to show her off. Heck, I turned down a threesome he offered to pay for himself (I told him that I loved him like a brother, but at my age, with a family, those days were long gone!), and one time while I was there he had two come over. I grinned, told him "Have a great time!" and split. Every chick I saw was dynamite and in their early 20's. I tell you no lie.

Hell, I feel bad for the OP. He was over his head and thought he was going to sleep with that great looking chick. His biggest mistake was letting her in the door. After one look, he should have said, "You aren't the same girl. No thanks!" Closed that door and figure it was a lesson learned.

 

Hard to do that when there is a banana in your pocket.

 

Wait....I know Jade too..

 

Can Someone summarize the el hitman thread for me?

 

Spoiler

 

I know you're joking, but it really isn't that difficult. You just close the door. Surf the net for some fun, if necessary. Anything but pay to touch that.

 

I do want to take a moment to give some props to OP for at least putting himself out there. I don't believe pretty much anything but to say you paid for sex and admit that you paid for her is something. I am not sure what, but it's something. I mean I'm sure 100% of this board is banging 9/10's

In this day and age of no one posting any pics or proof of anything.. I do want to commend OP.

that's kind of how I feel. Things are adding up all the way.

Exactly. A hard dick has no conscious. well I say that ..and I would have to be pretty tore up to consider raccoon hoe.

Perhaps a crack in the ground is not safe with OP?

yeah and your buddy is a master at whoring. Just like everything else in this world it takes time and practice. Whoring at a high level is a form of art. Take OP around the block a few times, and I can bet his 'w**** score' value will only go up.

Not saying that necessarily but this is the internet.

who the hell is nadia? How many whores are we talking about? I'm confused between jade, raccoon, and nadia. I think now is the time to throw all the whores on the table here.

So the current situation is that OP wants to pay the girl to say she DID have sex with him?

Might be too much internet for me today.. but wow.

 

Yes, please. I just spent most of the last hour reading through this entire thread and don't have the energy to go through a longer one. Anyways, thanks to OP for making such a memorable thread and T-Dash Dub, you are a legend :grin:

 

cliffs????

 

He managed a couple strip clubs, told us wild stories about his job, opened up his own in southwest Houston, posted pics of his stripper auditions, Photoshop took over for a good while, I went to his club when it had its grand opening with some friends, I spent all night trying to bone the waitress, my friend got a birthday dance from one of El hitman's personal girls, hilarity ensued.

 

Seems like each summer there's always at least one epic thread in the Hangout. Clutchfans never fails to deliever.

 

Dude comes on here to say he's about to get laid.
Obviously some young kid who has NO experience with women.

Is he telling the truth or lying? Who knows and frankly I don't care one way or the other.

As for tdash.
You have WAY too much time on your hands!!

 

so WAIT...ARE U STILL A VIRGIN??? lolllllll

 

Dub's u came through like a champ...and almost certain that this chick will hit you up once you get to Houston...granted of course she is still here...lolllll

 

She probably knows about this thread now if she is talking about mascara.


So if she wants to go watch a rockets game with me, I might invite her.

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hahahaha^^^^ the fuq

 

Can't believe I just read this thread.

Yo tdash, you will become a clutchfans legend if you follow up with this.