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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. GRENDEL

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    Assume from those backpage listing they posted earlier.
     
    #421 GRENDEL, Jul 11, 2013
  2. Cannonball

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    If you do a google image search for the pics in the first post, a bunch of ads will come up with here "name" and number.
     
    #422 Cannonball, Jul 11, 2013
  3. mrm32

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    The only thing that would make this thread more epic is if RoxSqaud isn't bluffing. Lol
     
    #423 mrm32, Jul 11, 2013
  4. juicystream

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    What if she made an account?????????
     
    #424 juicystream, Jul 11, 2013
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Oh, how <s>great</s> sad it would be for a ClutchFan to get an STD over al this... :p

    [​IMG]

    :cool:
     
    #425 SwoLy-D, Jul 11, 2013
  6. Haymitch

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    What if IPSAC = Jade and this was all a scheme to get her name out there?????
     
    #426 Haymitch, Jul 11, 2013
  7. IBTL

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    plot twist - IPSAC is tashDub trying to get publicity for new band.

    This is one way to redeem yourself... but arent you guys fighting over 2 different hoes? :confused:We need ElHitman to ref this.

    Tashdub needs to have a concert in htown and donate some of the proceeds to 'jade' and more epicness. I am a little hazy as to what exactly(need crowdsourcing ideas) but we could make jade the resident w**** mascot of clutchfans. Maybe a death match with raccoon and horsemouth then loser has to kiss swolyd.

    Yeah this thread has potential. lots of it.

    Dude shes a w****! Please tell me you are not this innocent to believe this.
     
    #427 IBTL, Jul 11, 2013
  8. RoxSqaud

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    i was kidding.

    i wanna see this thing play out
     
    #428 RoxSqaud, Jul 11, 2013
  9. Cannonball

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    That was one of my first thoughts. How many Clutchfans could name one Houston area escort before this thread? A lot of us know of at least one now. But when the OP posted the pic of the linebacker, that theory kind of went out the window.
     
    #429 Cannonball, Jul 11, 2013
  10. mrm32

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    Only way to verify who OP really is, is for HeyP to show us once again what he's really made of.
     
    #430 mrm32, Jul 11, 2013
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Dug up another pic:

    [​IMG]
     
    #431 Xerobull, Jul 11, 2013
  12. IPSAC

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    I had a conversation with jade and she said a lot of people steal her pic and use it so it make sense that the girl I hooked up with last night lied about being a friend of jade and she stole her pic just lure me in. and besides the number Tdub called her was not the number I use to call my escort last night.

    When all set and done I had sex last night.
     
    #432 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
  13. mrm32

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    Is that Jade?
     
    #433 mrm32, Jul 11, 2013
  14. rocketsfeeva

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    This is very plausible. The name of t-dubs band first song is "Nympho" coincidence?
     
    #434 rocketsfeeva, Jul 11, 2013
  15. mrm32

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    [​IMG]
     
    #435 mrm32, Jul 11, 2013
    Manny Ramirez likes this.
  16. Haymitch

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    No one believes you.

    Pics will set you free.
     
    #436 Haymitch, Jul 11, 2013
  17. IPSAC

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    what are you talking about, I already posted pics.
     
    #437 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
  18. mrm32

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    You said you had more.

    [​IMG]
     
    #438 mrm32, Jul 11, 2013
  19. ScolaIsBallin

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    you said you had more
     
    #439 ScolaIsBallin, Jul 11, 2013
  20. Haymitch

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    You said you had more
     
    #440 Haymitch, Jul 11, 2013
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