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  1. conquistador#11

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    i think we've been trolled. =( not cool.
     
    #141 conquistador#11, Jul 11, 2013
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    Oy oy! Captain Analogy has arrived.
     
    #142 stipendlax, Jul 11, 2013
  3. SwoLy-D

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    :grin:

    Now read it with this voice:
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    #143 SwoLy-D, Jul 11, 2013
  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    Where are your numbers on STDs acquired using escorts vs random hookups? Women are far, far more promiscuous than they let you know.
     
    #144 Xerobull, Jul 11, 2013
  5. gambingo

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    <a href="http://www.gifbin.com/983223"><img src="http://gifs.gifbin.com/072009/tn_1248698061_she-is-a-he.gif" alt="funny gifs" /></a>
     
    #145 gambingo, Jul 11, 2013
  6. SwoLy-D

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    I don't need to show you numbers. Their profession (if you can call it that) is MUCH MORE HIGHER RISK for acquiring an infectious disease than your profession or mine are. I can say with probable cause that you and I are far less prone to getting one in what we do daily (reading ClutchFans). So they call it an "escort" just to sound extravagant... but they'll still sleep with anyone with enough money. :cool: ¿Me entiendes?
     
    #146 SwoLy-D, Jul 11, 2013
  7. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    FIFY ;):p
     
    #147 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 11, 2013
  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    Eh, I guess I can't argue that it's a numbers game. :cool:
     
    #148 Xerobull, Jul 11, 2013
  9. SwoLy-D

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    You're PAYING, you get a disease, then you PAY to get rid of the disease? LOL! :grin: Loser.
    Yeah, no, BEANER. :eek: It was fine the way it was initially. Good try, though.
     
    #149 SwoLy-D, Jul 11, 2013
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    #150 jayhow92, Jul 11, 2013
  11. mrm32

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    Epic thread just turned lame thanks to Swoly.
     
    #151 mrm32, Jul 11, 2013
  12. Rockets2K

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    Found a picture of OP from this morning after he/she left.

    [​IMG]
     
    #152 Rockets2K, Jul 11, 2013
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  13. IPSAC

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    Last night was ****ing incredible. I got some low quality pic on my phone. Not sure it is a good idea to post it tho. I need to be 1000 percent sure I won't get in trouble for posting nude pics of someone on the Internet without her knowledge.
     
    #153 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
  14. droopy421

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    And OP returns!
     
    #154 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
  15. LonghornFan

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    If nude you will get neg repped even if you put spoil tags in it. Just sayin', from experience.
     
    #155 LonghornFan, Jul 11, 2013
  16. Karolik

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    Thats all you have to say? More details please.
     
    #156 Karolik, Jul 11, 2013
  17. IPSAC

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    its barely noticeable
     
    #157 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
  18. LosPollosHermanos

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    just blur the face/nudity out.
     
    #158 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 11, 2013
  19. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    wait so it was her? :eek:
     
    #159 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 11, 2013
  20. droopy421

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    Was it the same person as in the pictures?
     
    #160 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
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