I know its a very long shot, but what about Rudy T? he is going to drink only diet coke... "no gravy" means no alcohol? maybe even Doc wants to quit alcohol? and he is friends with Rudy. but like I said its a very long shot, so I highly doubt my guessing is right. his posts are fun!
The Doc haters are all newbies and it really sucks to see them bash on everyone they see.... disappointed at members here. It never really was like this...