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What does it mean when a girl pokes you?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jun 29, 2013.

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  1. danoman

    danoman Member

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    What do those mean?
     
  2. RedRedemption

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    This is not going to stop the 50+ "THE LOVE OF MY LIFE BROKE UP WITH ME" threads coming up in a few months/weeks/days.
     
  3. dharocks

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    I'm pretty sure we don't actually get that many breakup threads. Or even enough to warrant that kind of hyperbole.
     
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    if you let her keep on poking you, you will end up not poking her! stop it before she friend zones ya.
     
  5. heypartner

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    Just for the record,,,,this isn't one girl...this is many girls my friends and I have discussed today in our Saturday of BBQ and Drinking.

    The Pokers!!

    We came up with other categories,,,but the Hangout (or Seinfeld) has covered most of them. Only the Pokers are the ones I decided was in need of further research via the all-knowing Hangout on women folk.
     
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    It means you should pass the nights in the searing glow of your computer screen over-analyzing everything she has ever done in your presence.
     
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    She fuke you?
     
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    Purely my opinion, HeyPee (based on some personal experience a very long time ago), but if you get one poke, it's a chick being friendly, who simply likes being around you. Happens again? More than once, in other words? Sending a message, bro. Wants a further investigation into the charms of HeyPartner, a deep investigation. Possibly only a "friends with benefits" kind of investigation, but only delving further into her intentions can tell the tale.
     
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    Poop Shute?
     
  10. heypartner

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    thanks for the advice, bro. I gotcha. And your advice in girl advice threads are always the first I look at. seriously. I just like seeing your take before I read others. but this isn't an advice thread.

    This is about women who Poke. It's not like they all do it....lols What makes a woman poke you?

    To me it's like..."Don't do that...why'd you poke me...weirdo"
     
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    LMAO sure, if that's what floats your boat.
     
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    I poked her once.

    No response.
     
  13. Rockets12

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    So that's what you're into?
     
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    It means she wants a ride ride.
     
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    You should've checked for adam's apple first
     
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    what's up with these threads lately??

    what to talk about on a first date?
    what does it mean when a girl pokes you?
    blah blah etc etc?

    how about we stop asking questions to a predominately male online board and actually approach the females to which we have the queries that needed to be addressed?

    read The Game, by Neil Strauss. although 99% of what's in that book is BS, the idea is spot on; don't put the tang on a pedestal.
     
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    Oh....I did not think of that. When some new character on Seinfeld who he knows pokes him in the side at a party for his attention...he's then obligated to approach her? I thought she approached him.

    hmmm. Let me think about this.

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    Oh, I get it. Dismiss the Poker approach and approach another girl to poke, right?
     
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    poker approach? not following, but it still seems like you're over analyzing the whole thing, then on top of that scrutinizing someone who's trying to keep it 100 with you.

    though you're right about the whole Seinfeld parody. the premise of Seinfeld was to be a show about nothing, and that's exactly what this thread is about. a waste of finger mechanics typing this thread up. finger mechanics of which could be utilized towards pleasuring the aforementioned female of to which you speak.
     
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    Dude I'm not talking about a girl I know asking you for advice. I'm just talking about pokers in general. Have you never experienced the weirdness of poking

    Don't poke me at a party and don't double dip

    Let the puns ensue
     
  20. BDswangHTX

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    lol no I haven't been poked in ages. if a woman pokes you, big face her. that'll teach the trick.
     

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