Hakeem The Dream to help woo Dwight Howard (Also McHale, Hakeem, Clyde, Parsons and Harden)

I hope they throw in new uniform designs with their pitch to D12 also

 

Don't let him speak

 

I think they will be trying to put the seed in his head that

Howard/Harden=Drexler/Olajuwon

Parsons is ehhh, Robert Horry 2.0

 

In b4 Clyde says the meeting is as easy as CLUBBING BABY SEALS!

 

Hehehehe *awkward pause*

 

Dream: "I'll teach you all my moves, Dream Shake, baby!"
Clyde: "No, he's gotta dunk it!!!"
Dwight: ""

 

DON'T SCREW THIS UP CLYDE.

 

Maybe Dwight can convince Leslie to fire Drexler because he doesn't want him to be giving him stupid nicknames and telling him to dunk it everytime

 

get off his sack bro.

 

Let's hope Drexler doesn't confuse Dwight Howard for a baby seals.

 

Drexler has experience recruiting players from his stint as UH head basketball coach.

Please leave Drexler at home.

 

To make some room for you?

 

I hope their pitch is strong & solid

(If somebody could fix this, I'm on a phone in a bad area for connection)

https://mobile.twitter.com/WojYahooNBA/status/351090835368067075

 

Dwight: So, Clyde... what kind of play do you think would be effective with me and James Harden?

Clyde: THE HIGH PICK AND ROLL! Heh heh heh...

Hakeem: Never mind Clyde, that's just the only play he knows.

Clyde: THE HIGH PICK AND ROLL! Heh heh heh...

 

yeah. the only clubbing done that night should be with topless women dancing for money

 

"Why hello Dwight come on in, why don't you have seat right there in between Yao and Hakeem. Kevin, Deke, Moses, Clyde, if you wouldn't mind sliding down a bit to make room, that would be great. Everyone settled in? Here grab a beer and let's talk about how our post centered offense is going to win the next three championships.

Now that we finished up with that, here is Mr. Morey with a presentation on what our roster would look like now, and a projection of what we are able to do with it in the next three years. Hold onto this custom ipad, it has some supplemental information on it about how the tax system works in texas.

Now that we finished up our introductionary meeting, I'd like to invite you down to Houston. We would like to show you what highlights look like on the largest screen in the nba, as well as our completely renovated locker room and training facilities. Have you met our new trainer? Actually I think you two are already familiar.

I hear you just bought a home in LA. 20 million I heard? Let me show you what 20 million buys you here. Would you like a tour of Hakeem's house? It is for sale, at one fourth of what you paid for yours.

Also, I believe Mr Harden, mr. Parsons, mr. Watt, mr. Foster, and mr. Johnson are all eager to take you out and show you the night life in Houston.......

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Rockets will get first free agency crack at Dwight Howard with meeting Sunday in LA, shortly past 9 PM PST, league sources tell Y! Sports.</p>&mdash; Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) <a href="https://twitter.com/WojYahooNBA/statuses/351090835368067075">June 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I'm going to Los Angeles also to meet with Dwight Howard.

 

HOUSTON (FOX 26) - NBA sources told FOX 26 Sports the Houston Rockets are sending a contingent to Los Angeles to meet with center Dwight Howard when he becomes a free agent Sunday night that includes current and former Rockets stars and top club officials.

NBA sources told FOX 26 the Rockets contingent includes Hall of Famers Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler, owner Leslie Alexander, CEO Tad Brown, general manager Daryl Morey, head coach Kevin McHale, guard James Harden and forward
Chandler Parsons.

Parsons confirmed he will be meeting with Howard in a text message to FOX 26 Sports.

"Playing in charity basesball game in Dallas," Parsons wrote in his text. "I am going to meet with him tomorrow."

 

things heating up now..wonder who we would have to give up to make the money fit..