When you do the #2....do you prefer it to be hard or soft?

Just had the worst of both worlds this morning. Hard, painful ones that wanted to flow like soft ones. Had a little too much mexicano last night.

 

5 star thread.

repped, bookmarked, will read again.

 

Hard. When it's soft you have to wipe a lot because the stuff sticks to your skin more.

 

sometimes it comes out just right and you go and wipe and nothing is there and it's perfectly clean.. quite amazing

 

if you have a hairy ass it gets all sticky and stucked in there too

 

ideally, you want it to be the consistency of a baby's (ever changed a diaper you know what I'm talking about.), & not like a rabbit or something of that nature where you get pellets.

it's gross, but it's true. if you're dropping pellets daily, you clearly need to change your life style.

 

any you gais shave your *******? Wonder what it feels like when its prickly and stubbly and you take ****s.

 

I prefer hard.

Hard, usually means one maybe two wipes.

Soft, it's like I'm wiping a marker.

 

Hard little brownies

 

I love when this happens. I've always wanted to risk it and not wipe because I know it'll be clean.

 

Soft.

It's tougher to pass hard stool, even though it takes less TP to finish the job.

 

INSTALL A BIDET IN YOUR BATHROOM

 

Soft is more healthy and you know what to clean. Dropping goat pellets ain't good. They also can be a b**** to clean like nuggets of lip stick. A pellet can find it's way on the floor when you think your clean. Diaper wipes or damp toilet paper for me. Dry hard stool and dry paper don't work well together.

 

I trim it down for sure. Hairy cracks produce dingle berrys. Ain't shaven though.