Indeed. I'll be sure to tune in to the 5 o'clock news when I get off. Hopefully, there won't be news of any hooliganing at a local coffee shop.
If you see another hot girl while you are on the date. Don't make eye contact. I suggest you write something down on paper, tie a string to it, throw it in the hot girl's direction and wait for her to write on it before reeling it in. I hear this is an effective way to keep things on the downlow.
If she starts touching you, don't freak out and shank her with your hidden shiv. Physical contact is a good thing and reserve the shanking at a more private location.
Either OP had a successful date and spent the entire day with her... or he got nervous and shanked her and is on the run. Awaiting updates.