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A latte will probably be easier to force down than straight coffee, FYI. As long as you don't get a frappucino with extra whip cream, I don't think there will be much judgement. Nor do I think having a beer or a glass of wine will make you look like an alcoholic, but I probably wouldn't get alcohol if she doesn't. Can't believe I just responded seriously to a dating/relationship thread on the Internet.
Every now and again, sht gets real, and an epic moment is created on the ClutchFans BBS. This is one of those moments.
Start off with paying for dinner with boxes of smokes. That will let her know that you are a high roller. For small talk, share some tips on the sphincter tightening excercises that you picked up in the can (pardon the pun).
Oh and one more thing. What should I wear? My buddy who has a job told me to wear formal stuff like a button down shirt and tie and proper shoes. I got this sweet Versace tie I can wear. Its blue. Another friend from college told me to just wear a Polo and jeans. He also told me not to smoke out before or anything even though I'm kinda nervous.