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On July 1st at midnight, who is Morey talking to first?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Commodore, Jun 18, 2013.

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Who does Morey talk to first?

  1. Chris Paul

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  2. Dwight Howard

    73.5%
  3. Both at the same time!

    22.4%
  4. Other

    1.9%
  1. Commodore

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    If it was purely which player he wants most, I'd say CP3.

    But considering who is more likely to sign with us, probably better to talk to Howard first.
     
  2. BigBird

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    considering he already knows duhwight is coming, its cp3...DUH
     
  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Hopefully, they're hanging out together at the time. Otherwise, Les is knocking on one door and Morey the other.
     
  5. baller4life315

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    You make sure you have a realistic S&T deal for Dwight in place then give your best pitch to CP3 at midnight.
     
  6. Granville

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    Who wants someone knocking on their door at midnight?
     
  7. onreego

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    It'll technically be like 9 o clock in Cali. ;)
     
  8. CasaDolce

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    To God.
     
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    Neither. Won't they be setting up appointment with these guys? What if he isn't home!!

    I wonder what would happen if multiple GMs show up at Howard's door. Awkward.........
     
  11. K-Low_4_Prez

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    He will be at dinner with James Harden, Chandler Parsons, Dwiffy Howard and Chris Paul.


    Lin and Asik will probably be texting Chandler the whole time telling him to sabatoge the new "Big Three" lol
     
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    Neither, he'll send over a ****load of champagne to whatever club every free agent is at, then he'll show up hungover the next morning at there door to show consideration.
     
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    I voted Dawhite Howad
     
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    Parsons calls up Howard and Paul for a fun night out, where Daryl Morey will meet up with them after it hits 12am on the 1st of July and convinces them to sign the very night. Magic trades happen and we win.
     
  16. Dubious

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    Who's call will each of them be taking first at midnight? The Rockets won't be on only team on the line.

    I'd assume they will both be taking the local call.
     
  17. RocketFan

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    It would be funny if Dwight Howard created his own 1-800 number for teams that want his services:

    1-800-DHO-WARD

    Press 1 if you are Daryl Morey
    Press 2 if you are a wannabe team (Raptors, Bobcats, Pistons) that would like me on your team but won't realistically happen.
    For all other calls, Press 0 for Dwight Howard and he'll get to you shortly...

    *Presses 0*

    Thank you for calling Dwight Howard... We are experiencing higher call volumes than normal... Please continue to hold. Your call is very important to (us) Dwight:

    Your approximate wait time: 5 hours. :eek:

    *Presses 1*

    Howard: Daryl! I can finally make a verbal agreement to sign with your team!

    Daryl: Yesss!! Daryl Morey 1, NBA 0. :)
     
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    Nobody. He's going to sleep.
     
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    It ain't gay if it's a 3-way
     
  20. theDude

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    That created a hot link on my phone (which dialed it). Someone picked up and said "Howard & Associates".
     

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