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[TheOnion] Dwight Howard Interested In Ruining Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by horns fan, May 23, 2013.

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  1. pnr

    pnr Member

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    I can see this happening. His ego could destroy the locker room. I hope I'm wrong
     
    #41 pnr, May 23, 2013
  2. figment

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    Giggled for 2 seconds. Not that serious.
     
    #42 figment, May 23, 2013
  3. bleedrockets

    bleedrockets Rookie

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    Anybody what to bet $100 dollars that Howard will not sign w/ my Rockets??? Who want to take me up on it???
     
    #43 bleedrockets, May 23, 2013
  4. bleedrockets

    bleedrockets Rookie

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    I meant want to bet me lol
     
    #44 bleedrockets, May 23, 2013
  5. RocketsRed14

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    Aw man, was hoping for this to be a video. Like clippers staples center collapsing. That was hilarious.
     
    #45 RocketsRed14, May 23, 2013
  6. Fair Dinkum

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    Awww you're getting desperate and emotional about Dwight coming.

    You get better odds with the bookies in Vegas. Go place your bet there.
     
    #46 Fair Dinkum, May 23, 2013
  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    lol.

    Five stars.
     
    #47 Xerobull, May 23, 2013
  8. Carl Herrera

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    Dwight is looking forward to farting in the Toyota Center home locker room.
     
    #48 Carl Herrera, May 23, 2013
  9. napalm06

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    This piece is super lazy by Onion standards. Just blatant and uncreative.

    Oh well.. Humor is an art, not a science.
     
    #49 napalm06, May 23, 2013
  10. lunaticrocket

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    True regarding the Rockets part.

    Stopped reading after the "Solid Roster" in Dallas comment. Dallas is terrible and will only get worse. The writer of the article has no clue.
     
    #50 lunaticrocket, May 23, 2013
  11. burlesk

    burlesk Serious business

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    .........
     
    #51 burlesk, May 23, 2013
  12. bleedrockets

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    Your ignorance is funny to me!!! To bad you lack basketball knowledge
     
    #52 bleedrockets, May 23, 2013
  13. Fair Dinkum

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    the answer is YES.
     
    #53 Fair Dinkum, May 23, 2013
  14. Aruba77

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    You humorless twit.
     
    #54 Aruba77, May 23, 2013
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  15. Brandyon

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    Wow, just like the writer of this post!


    I laughed at the article. It made me want to go back and watch my all time favorite Onion sports report:
    Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End to Clippers Game
     
    #55 Brandyon, May 23, 2013
  16. RollingWave

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    [​IMG]

    Hilariously, 2 of those guys really did become Yankees after that article.
     
    #56 RollingWave, May 24, 2013
  17. Xsatyr

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    Internet tough guy.
     
    #57 Xsatyr, May 24, 2013
  18. nemac

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    the mines of mooria
     
    #58 nemac, May 24, 2013
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    [​IMG]
     
    #59 Sleepy Flloyd, May 24, 2013
  20. youngduck

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    how is something fake supposed to be funny? :rolleyes:
     
    #60 youngduck, May 24, 2013
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