What NBA player do you compare to?

The Mexican Mamba

 

On the basketball court, I'm the white Barack Obama.

 

Theres a thread that has been posted like this before. Pretty solid.

 

Always wore rec specs and rebounded: Rambis.

 

Pau Gasol because I'm tall and white. I have a few post moves too. Before that it was Yao Ming a lot.

One time someone said damn Kobe when I shot a three. I always practice Kobe's release and I think he noticed. But then again it clanked off the front of the rim, so maybe he was being sarcastic.

Pau Gasol, Yao Ming, and KobeBbryant. The only thing they have that I don't is 7 rings and more money. BEAT LA have it all.

 

I don't remember Rambis being a rim rocker doe.

 

Shawn Kemp, Calvin Murphy. I got like 130 kids with 60 women. Like a boss.

 

I am Luther Head.

Hey Partner!

 

Shaq.

I set monster screens and use my size to my advantage down low.

I play more like Glen Davis though, I can score down low but am better when I face the basket.

 

Chris Bosh

skinny 6'2 but likes to post up

 

harden

i like to dribble up court and not pass to anyone and launch a step back three

needless to say, people hate playing with me

 

I got compared to Manu ALOT back in high school, except I didn't flop.

 

Literally just a week ago a friend told me in text my NBA equivalent is a mix between Tony Allen and Kawhi Leonard.

Pretty obvious thats a GLUE guy DEFENSIVE hustle player to the max. Though I liked to keep comparison simple and just say "Mario Elie" for the sentimental reasons. But also because I didnt go for a lot of steals, I didnt hack. Just stayed in front of guys, and used deceptively long arms to contest shots and get boards.

Against lower competition though I start chucking Carmelo style lol. If I had handles I'd be a big time ball hog.

 

Brian Scalabrine.

 

I like to play a westbrook type game. Like to drive to the basket 75% of the time, inconsistent jumpshot, sometimes takes bad shots, post up when match up is right, decent rebounder for size, sometimes get tunnel vision and miss the open man, but still a good passer. Then sometimes I get into a passive mode when nothing is going in, but I'll still always attack.

 

For me its most likely Tony Allen and Victor Oladipo. Great Defense, Love to drive to the basket, jumper is inconsistent (working on it like victor), Rebound, pass.. the x factor.

 

I'm probably someone like Novak or Korver. All I can do is shoot 3's

 

Who is literally the worst NBA player of all time?

That one.

 

Karla Malone. You're Karla Malone.

 

I play great man on man. My bros say I remind them of Jason Collins.