Now that's out of the way, what about the Hangout and Unsorted posters...? and as for the first, we're talking about the best ass thread.
Thank you, that's very flattering. I don't necessarily think I fit that bill, but it's certainly something I take a certain amount of pride in.
This guy: I'll be 46 in two weeks. I've been in and out of prison and rehab since I was 17. A few months ago, I shot and killed a drifter just to get an erection. One of the original but unreleased Muppets was based on me. Not many men would be brave enough to admit that the love of their life is lavender-scented potpourri, and neither am I. Right now I work on a construction crew building Texas Superhighway 45, but I'm just killing time until the machines take over and Skynet unleashes a global holocaust, forcing me to lead the human resistance against the robot army.
See who solves problems in the "riddles" threads. There are some analytically thinking solvers up in there. I can't gauge the G.A.R.M. peeps... I don't go down there enough (that's what SHE said). DANG IT, man!!! It's "SwoLy-D"!!! I kid. FYI: the thread title should be "Smartest Poster?", since the superlative "-est" ending is already there for a one-syllable word like "smart."