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How to tell your girlfriend that she has stanky breath?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rafi, May 14, 2013.

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  1. Rafi

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    Do I just tell her straight up or is there a nicer way to break it to her?

    She asks why I don't kiss her often but I dont wanna be rude.
     
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  2. Rio224

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    don't be blunt about it,you can hurt her feelings. Be playful about it,offer her a piece of mint gum, and if she says no..laugh a little and be like believe me you really need this gum in your life.
     
  3. cheke64

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    You got a gf? I smell B.S.

    Pics or Gtfo.
     
  4. Jontro

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    Be like... "I break up with you stanky breff lulz"
     
  5. Jontro

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    AAAAAND he delivers!!!
     
  6. The Real Shady

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    Pay someone else to go up to her and tell her.
     
  7. pippendagimp

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    give her a necklace made of cedar wood chips
     
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    Awww yesss, good the mods are asleep. Glorious pics. She hot doe, don't break up with her and throw some menthol in that mouth.
     
  9. cheke64

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    Repped for shutting me up. I'm out.
     
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    Give her a bottle of mouth wash with a bow on it.
     
  11. Haymitch

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    At least it's not a stanky vag. I've been there. That's an immediate breakupable offense.
     
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    In response to the stanky vag:

    If it tastes like chicken, just keep lickin'
    If it tastes like trout, get the **** OUT!
     
  13. Rock3t Man

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    Of you live together just by mouthwash, toobrushes, some new cool toothpaste and set it in the restroom. She will take notice that you are emphasizing on a dental hygiene.

    If you don't live together just carry gum with you all the time and tell her you hate it if your breathe stinks when you make out so tou carry it with you. She will eventually take notice and she will take the gum so she doesn't feel embarassed about her breathe being bad.

    The deal is you can't tell her, because it is a dick move, unless you've been together long wnough but you wouldn't be asking if that were the case.

    You have to guide he r by showing her that it's important for you.

    Sorry for the typos, I'm on my phone.
     
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    Didn't know you were Chinese, Rafi.
     
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    I don't see what the big deal is. Just tell her straight up. She's your girlfriend, not a girl you're taking on a second date. Maybe soften it a bit by saying "every now and then" her breath doesn't feel so fresh.
     
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    Do her ass to mouth, then when she refuses the latter, tell her that's how her breff smells like.
     
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    What Jontro said.
     
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    tell her about the stank and then demand her to make you a sandwich for your troubles
     
  19. Nero

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    The Number One Myth About Communication:

    That it occurs.


    'Stank' breath is likely a sign of some other potentially harmful health issue, such as gum disease.

    The ONLY way to have a healthy relationship is to communicate openly and honestly, and that means that you BOTH have to be open to the truth, even if it may 'hurt someone's feelings'.

    However, if she truly cares for you, and if you truly care for her, then why would it hurt her feelings if you communicate to her that there is an issue between you which needs to be corrected? I am sure she doesn't WANT to have bad breath. It may be something as simple as she needs to brush more, use Listerine more, and floss. Or maybe she needs to go to the dentist for a deep cleaning. Maybe she needs to be more aware of her diet.

    None of those things are BAD for her, and if she can address them in a positive way, then it only brings the two of you closer.

    But this is a two-way street. You have to be prepared to accept her constructive criticisms of you as well, and don't let them 'hurt your feelings'.

    No relationship will survive and thrive if you are unwilling to risk telling the truth to the other person.

    Good luck.
     
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    Tequila shots, often.
     

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