Parsons had great "meetings" in LA

He probably just totally secured us Dwight and CP3 and Phil Jackson and Blake Griffin

 

You already know him and Dwight hit the strip club!

 

Parsons will soon star in a WB show.

 

He's going into p*rn.

 

It's the off season. He went back to selling dope til the next season.

 

this. its most definitely p*rn. he had his casting couch audition. Early reviews are in:

Positive:
--very fast off the dribble
--drives hard
--slams it home with authority
--rises to any challenge

Negative:
--lateral movement could use some work
--laid a few bricks
--refuses to wear a condom

 

Yeah, he's probably talking about all the chicks he boned. no big deal

 

Endorsements

 

Endorsements.

He's about to cash in on his looks.

 

Parsons is the anti Corey Maggette

http://dimemag.com/2008/12/corey-maggette-is-bad-p*rn/

 

I'm still impressed with Chandler Parsons game overall. First time in the playoffs and he just gets better and better as he goes head to head against Kevin Durant. Represented the city well.

 

- Good ball handler
- Couldn't think of a second one
- Likes anal

 

blake griffin?

 

If I had to guess I'd say endorsements. Possibly with some asian companies as well. Most large companies out of Asia have a US presence on the West coast. Given his contract situation, and his connection with Lin, I wouldn't be surprised if his agent setup quite a few meetings for him for potential opportunities to capitalize financially with some endorsements.

 

Paul Mitchell, obviously.

 

Blake Griffin to Houston confirmed

 

to star in a new dramedy with amy adams.

 

Kobe is going to retire, then unretire and sign with the Rockets for the vet minimum

 

Yeah that makes sense. Good for him. he could use a little extra cash to hang with the big boys.