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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    I'm on the toilet and both my legs have fallen asleep. What do I do!! I'm afraid if I get up ill just fall over with my pants down and have to crawl to the door.


    I'm 5 minutes in... If this is my last post ever... You know my fate.
     
    #1 CCorn, May 2, 2013
  2. Uprising

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    Stand up. Don't move for 5 min. Or severe pain will occur.
     
    #2 Uprising, May 2, 2013
  3. JayZ750

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    #3 JayZ750, May 2, 2013
  4. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    I made it out but my legs gave in at first. I grabbed my shower curtain for support and pulled it down. I was able to use the sink to keep myself up.

    I think my life flashed before my eyes.
     
    #4 CCorn, May 2, 2013
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  6. bigtexxx

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    Lick your fingers and gentle squeeze your nipples, twisting in a counter-clockwise direction. Gradually increase the pressure until you start to bleed a bit. This is a time-tested method to wake up your legs.
     
    #6 bigtexxx, May 2, 2013
  7. cheke64

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    Life alert bro. I use it when I get stuck on a heavy bench set
     
    #7 cheke64, May 2, 2013
  8. da_juice

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    Great, another health issue I have to be paranoid about.

    How exactly does that happen?
     
    #8 da_juice, May 2, 2013
  9. CCorn

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    Lack of sleep, because of stupid late rockets games, and fried food at lunch.
     
    #9 CCorn, May 2, 2013
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  11. SwoLy-D

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    2 darts, one Ccorn? :confused:

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbA2M2Kw7pw&t=45
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, May 2, 2013
  12. Dgn1

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    Stop taking a dump with toilet seat up! My feet go to sleep but its much cleaner. I have to break this habit before I get old.
     
    #12 Dgn1, May 2, 2013
  13. Dgn1

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    Also wet toilet tissue before wiping butt. Blame my loving lost grandma for this one. Love you momma Zoe! Sigh.. wish I could start threads
     
    #13 Dgn1, May 2, 2013
  14. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    All alone, pants down, legs "asleep"...

    You lookin' to get Lukkky?
     
    #14 Xerobull, May 2, 2013
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  15. CCorn

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    It's happening again.....


    [darth vader NOoOooOOOooo]
     
    #15 CCorn, Aug 3, 2013
  16. LosPollosHermanos

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    dude do you have circulation issues?

    Your legs shouldn't fall asleep like that bad.
     
    #16 LosPollosHermanos, Aug 3, 2013
  17. CCorn

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    I've been told that before. When I played tennis my feet would turn a pale blue color.
     
    #17 CCorn, Aug 3, 2013
  18. LosPollosHermanos

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    I hope you're kidding, if not go see a doctor!
     
    #18 LosPollosHermanos, Aug 3, 2013
  19. CCorn

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    Right now I'm not even sure how I'm going to wipe, much less go to the doctor. They're tingling so bad, I'm afraid to move!
     
    #19 CCorn, Aug 3, 2013
  20. trueroxfan

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    Why didn't you just lie down after you wiped and wait for the tingles to go away?
     
    #20 trueroxfan, Aug 3, 2013
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