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My wife has discovered Chandler Parsons...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Two Sandwiches, Apr 23, 2013.

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  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Member

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    Now she's a Rockets fan, and I can watch the games any time I want.


    #feebleminds
     
    #1 Two Sandwiches, Apr 23, 2013
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  2. jacoby

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    She's leaving you bro.
     
    #2 jacoby, Apr 23, 2013
  3. Spooner

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    Until he gets traded
     
    #3 Spooner, Apr 23, 2013
  4. BasketballReasons

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    ...to Utah...
     
    #4 BasketballReasons, Apr 23, 2013
  5. bloodwings19

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    Tell your wife, Parsons is Lin's property.
     
    #5 bloodwings19, Apr 23, 2013
  6. bratna8

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    Does she fap to Parsons?
     
    #6 bratna8, Apr 23, 2013
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    Unfortunately not the husband
     
    #7 ashiin, Apr 23, 2013
  8. Reach

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    So is that how marriage is like?
     
    #8 Reach, Apr 23, 2013
  9. tinywang

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    Eddie Was Snubbed
     
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  10. Easy

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    She has got to be a LOH.
     
    #10 Easy, Apr 23, 2013
  11. kmav23

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    Check her mobile for sexting to parsons...
     
    #11 kmav23, Apr 23, 2013
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    wait til she notices d-mo and delfino
     
    #12 robbie380, Apr 23, 2013
  13. jayhow92

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    The OP's SN is really fitting for this thread.
     
    #13 jayhow92, Apr 23, 2013
  14. TJ VS TR

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    Groupies?
     
    #14 TJ VS TR, Apr 23, 2013
  15. Haymitch

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    She doesn't want Jeremy Lin? Why is your wife so racist?
     
    #15 Haymitch, Apr 23, 2013
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    lmao. beat me to it.
     
    #16 W22_STREAK, Apr 23, 2013
  17. topfive

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    Consider yourself lucky. My GF discovered Kevin Durant. She even started watching Thunder games when I wasn't home. I think she just fantasizes about him cleaning her gutters (no, that's not a metaphor) and changing light bulbs.

    The good news is she's more of a Rockets fan than a Durant fan, so there's no conflict during this series.
     
    #17 topfive, Apr 23, 2013
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    Until he gets traded to Sacramento so that she can fall in love with Demarcus Cousins.
     
    #18 AndySwanny, Apr 23, 2013
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    Your wife has good eyes. #keeper
     
    #19 CasaDolce, Apr 23, 2013
  20. Northside Storm

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    *ex-wife
     
    #20 Northside Storm, Apr 23, 2013
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