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When you were young and a lil kid, who were your best friends?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SleepyRodriguez, Apr 19, 2013.

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  1. Yonkers

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  2. LCAhmed

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    Eric, Stuart, Shawn. In elementary school, we used to go behind the jungle gym and play wwf wrestling. I was the biggest kid so I was always powerbombing kids into the pebbles. I feel bad now that I realized they were play fighting, and I was throwing kids into the ground.
     
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  3. Xsatyr

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    My pastor and I would have the best slumber parties.
     
    #23 Xsatyr, Apr 20, 2013
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    You crazy Catholic.
     
    #24 RedDynasty, Apr 20, 2013
  5. BamBam

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    He said pastor not priest, just saying...:eek:
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    #25 BamBam, Apr 20, 2013
  6. SleepyRodriguez

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    You're so cute when you are trying so hard to be funny. : ( I wasn't going to acknowledge your response but unlike everything else I have heard on here, your comment really got under my skin. I think I have insulted people on here but only in a daze of a rage passion. I am sorry for those feelings I hurt but if I were a betting gentleman, no feelings have been hurt on my part. You however, you are a trivializing internet bully that resorts to speaking of someone's actual mother with no regard or respect for their persona or humanity. Guess what, pal? Yeah I took my flesh pipe to YOUR mother when you were off writing jokes in your stupid lonely loser journal to be used on this internet board in the future! Yes, I provided it to her fairly and mildly coherently with some pressure.

    Seriously, why couldn't you just call my mom fat or stupid? Why did you have to resort to the whole "duhhhh *drooool* she was getting banged by your best friends...duhhhhhhh" Weak.
     
    #26 SleepyRodriguez, Apr 21, 2013
  7. SleepyRodriguez

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    You should post it...one..more...time...to assert your internet warrior abilities. Please! Then we shall ordain our internet warrior prince.
     
    #27 SleepyRodriguez, Apr 21, 2013
  8. Master Baiter

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    Jesus, you need a freaking drink. How was he to know that your friends actually gang banged your mom?
     
    #28 Master Baiter, Apr 21, 2013
  9. SleepyRodriguez

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    You are just looking for an excuse to smile handsomely and remotely make yourself superior as you drink by making me feel bad with your internet jokes. You do have cool taste in music though.
     
    #29 SleepyRodriguez, Apr 21, 2013
  10. RocketsRed14

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    *****s....... Gone....... DOWN!
     
    #30 RocketsRed14, Apr 21, 2013
  11. peleincubus

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    May I have your mother's phone number por favor?
     
    #31 peleincubus, Apr 21, 2013
  12. SleepyRodriguez

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    Sure! 1-800-YOU-SUCK!

    Actually, if you dial that number your boyfriend will see it on the phone bill and dramatically slap you for phone sex cheating. :grin: Good luck peleincubus. You like incubus? they suck......suck like your bf that you are spooning right now. :cool:

    just kidding my non flesh brother, you are cool. you are funny. :)
     
    #32 SleepyRodriguez, Apr 21, 2013
  13. peleincubus

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    Obviously you thought I was being sarcastic. But I really would like your w**** mother's number. Por favor

    P.s. incubus is not only a band (has other meanings)

    P.s.s your mother should have instilled a better vocabulary for you as a child. Time better spent then stealing probably
     
    #33 peleincubus, Apr 21, 2013
  14. SleepyRodriguez

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    Incubus has other meanings? You don't say? :confused:

    Well sure my man, if you are so desperate for an over 50 years old woman's phone number which you are not asking for in a non-sarcastic way, no problem! How old are you btw? Wow, I guess women your age must not give you any time of day??? You have to resort to really insisting on asking me for my mom's number through Clutchfans? Obviously, you are no longer joking .....email me through the board. I will deliver her phone number with a whole crew...the only thing is my man...me and my obviously young criminal upstart friends will deliver her phone number to you personally.

    You do realize how sharp baseball cards are, right?

    Haha, jk, my internet warrior friend! You are cool. Thanks for the laughs!
     
    #34 SleepyRodriguez, Apr 21, 2013
  15. CometsWin

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    He still mad.

    BTW, if he called your mom fat and stupid the whole banging your mom thing wouldn't make sense. :)
     
    #35 CometsWin, Apr 21, 2013
  16. BEAT LA

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    Jontro is to blame for all of the violence caused in this thread.

    Thanks, Jontro.
     
    #36 BEAT LA, Apr 21, 2013
  17. Jontro

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    #37 Jontro, Apr 21, 2013
  18. VanityHalfBlack

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    My pet turtle.
     
    #38 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 21, 2013
  19. Jontro

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    Hmm... somebody lied to you son.

    What you had was

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    #39 Jontro, Apr 21, 2013
  20. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Two come to mind in a poignant way.

    One was Robert, a foster kid, and we would go fishing all the time. Serious Norman Rockwell type stuff in the rural parts of League City (yes, there were very rural parts back then). The last time we went was right after he heard they were going to move him to another home, far away. He was kind of in a storm cloud of a mood, getting mad at his fishing pole, and the line, and the sinker. He finally threw it a pond, all of it, and just sat down crying.

    Another was named Pardu. We were both really into sports, even as little kids. I was basketball from day one, and Pardu was football. When his parents had to move to Alabama, we had a kind of solemn ceremony where he gave me his favorite football and I gave him my favorite basketball.

    What's poignant to me now is that Pardu's family was very poor, and my dad was a NASA engineer, but kids don't get that at all. Not in first grade. They don't know how unlikely it would be that they'd hang out in high school or as adults.
     
    #40 B-Bob, Apr 21, 2013
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