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He said he was in Mergers and Acquisitions

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Honey Bear, Apr 7, 2013.

  1. Honey Bear

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    For me, when I take a girl into my arms, it's to show her the best of what this world has to offer. We all go to the Pyramids, marvel at the world wonders etc. because we all want to see the epitome of man's creations. It's human nature.

    Unfortunately in a place like the US where the media influences everything ("I am entitled to the perfect guy, I will never settle"), some girls... have evil intentions. You have to get them to sign non disclosure agreements to hang out with you, make sure they don't take pics with their phone (although I record most of the love making acts for personal improvement), and most importantly, don't steal swabs of your semen to get pregnant. It's serious business.

    Anyways, where was I?

    I've joined a secret society and they've agreed to grant my request to be a born again virgin. It's best to cleanse and purify myself of all the fluids that have been exchanged. And there's been a lot man. I'm now content to be in a relationship with 3 loving women. But you know... there's always gonna be a hunger in me. A passion. An intensity, and I think people have come to respect it instead of resent it.

    I wouldn't pigeonhole myself to one race. I've been told I have the body of a black man, the savvy of a white man, and the tanned skin of a Moroccan merchant. Although that was after I spent an entire summer with my shirt off.
     
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  2. Nero

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    Actually, I have figured it out.

    This time, I knew before clicking on it that it was a ronny thread, so I donned the internet rubber necessary prior to reading what ronny splooged onto his keyboard..

    ..and then it hit me - the Hangout has herpes.

    ronny is the hangout's herpes.

    Occasional uncomfortable flare-ups, but manageable as long as proper precautions are taken.

    Of course, the unfortunate thing about ronnyherpes, is that you can't ever seem to get rid of it.
     
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  3. yo

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    You gotta hand it to Ronny. You know he's good when texxx starts getting worked up and feeling threatened about his master troller status.
     
  4. studogg

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    marsha, marsha, marsha

    anyone hating on ronny is just hating on middle child syndrom

    he is obviously a beautiful woman/man/white/black/hispanic/asian demigod that has been placed in our existence to remind us of our inadequacies.

    I for one, fear him and love him at the same time.

    he has won.

    we are lost.

    poo bear is the chosen one.
     
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  5. bigtexxx

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    haha I'm actually trying to help the guy

    I'm hardly worked up and certainly not feeling threatened
     
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  7. Dairy Ashford

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    moes, texx, Trader or SamFisher.
     
  8. Invisible Fan

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    Big tipjar pot if Clutch auctioned out the Hangout Herpes title to Ronald McDouchebag.
     
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  9. bigtexxx

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    actually moes isn't a bad guess. It's about the level of his posting
     
  10. Yonkers

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    I'll throw some cash that way.
     
  11. Kam

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    I think it's either one of them, or one other person that was banned. Not fatty.

    It's not moes. Ronny said something in some post that help me connect him to one of the listed posters.
     
  12. MoonDogg

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  13. bigtexxx

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    it's not me.

    I think Ronny's act is tired, not very funny, and frankly showcases his limited capabilities.

    I've actually been trying to help him of late
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    I don't know, I thought this line was pretty good, actually.

     
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