Doctor said my cholesterol was borderline high, so he said less red meats. Ok, so I ask him like what. He says: "eat less bacon." I go: "but I eat bacon every day of the week, doc!" He said "we'll, cut down." Good. So instead of eating bacon 7 days a week, I'll eat it 6.99 days a week, I promised him. ============================= Also, here are some more BACON news: Company creates condom that looks, tastes, like BACON DEAR MOTHER OF GOD.
That will convince her! Stick a lettuce on top, tomato on the bottom, than tell her to just wait for the mayo.
^ Can't see the bacon in there, but I know it's there. It's like it's a BACON GOD, omnipresent, invisible, but enjoyable. *aaaaaaaahhhh* *ooohhmmmmmmmmmmm*
if yall love bacon so much then u will like this youtube channel... http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime
I love bacon, not an expert though. Tried the Trader Joes Blackforest this morning. Damb good. Anybody have a favorite brand?
Meh. I don't fully agree with this, but posting for your entertainment pleasure of all things BACON. I'm hungry now.
I'm MEXICAN, sir. We love it in Mexico, too, but it's expensive there. People eat more of its close cousin: chorizo.
