Need some (REVENGE) advice dealing with douche neighbor...

Dude, you are making a mountain out of a mole hill... grow a pair. These kinds of things happen every day, stop obsessing over this guy.

Do you really expect the police to launch a full-scale investigation into a very petty and conditional threat that no one but you heard him say? They're probly already pissed that you made them come out there for that in the first place.

Let.It.Go

 

I must have completely missed the part where he called the cops. Really OP?

Come on dude...stop being a baby.

 

I don't know where some of you live but many municipalities have leash laws and clean up after your pets. Yes that means picking up da poo poo. For those of you not doing that you might want to check your local laws.

As far as the main topic of this thread let it go. The most I would recommend doing is setting up a video camera on your car. If it does get vandalized you will have proof of who did it.

 

I'm an outlaw bro

 

sneak in to said persons house... then put poop in his bed... he then wakes up to poop next to his head... complete

 

This would be classic. Godfatheresque

 

Oh we're going inside the house now?

Rent the biggest u-haul van for a day & drive around town picking up all the muddy stray dogs you can find. Then while he's at work, put all the dogs in his house. They might take a dump in there, might not. That's the gamble.

 

You sound like you're probably fat.

 

spit in his face

 

I like this

 

Next time you see him, ask him if he so worried about his lawn maybe he might want to look in to edging it.....

 

Depends which of those two yards are his. The circle looks to be on the edged yard.

 

I certainly don't get threatened every day by my neighbors for something I didn't do. If one of my neighbors threatens to harm my property, there's a decent chance I'd call the cops too as that would be nice evidence to have if the ******* follows through.

 

Dude! same exact thing happened to me couple years back? i had this same neighbor that was as crazy as yours. my dog never poops in his yard but for some reason he assumes all poop on his lawn is from my dog. i was walking my dog one day and i saw his car pulling into the street, he sees me and my dog and attempts to drive up the curb and scared my dog away. he's ****ing nuts, driving his own car onto the curb! then one day i was walking my dog again on the other side of the street (across his house). his wife was pulling out of her driveway and she stopped, opened her window, and started yelling at me for no reason. my dog wasn't pooping at the time, and i had a bag with me. i just started this loud cursing argument with her and eventually she left. i was so mad i wanted to find poop and just throw it all over their house

 

I wouldn't mess with Clint Eastwood.

 

That was no Clint Eastwood. Clint wouldn't be so upset by the boy and his dog that he would drive off

 

Of course it doesn't happen to every person every day, but there are dozens of incidents like this in every city in various neighborhoods every day.

What I'm saying is Nut up and handle your conflicts like a grown-up instead of complaining that the cops won't investigate your neighbor for a petty threat and asking an internet message board what you can do to "get back" at your neighbor.

 

If he vandalizes your car, then you take that car and do donuts on his lawn.

Until then, don't be a punk.

 

I like your style.