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Need some (REVENGE) advice dealing with douche neighbor...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Antec, Mar 27, 2013.

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  1. dback816

    dback816 Member

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    You want to get revenge on a delirious old man?

    Why? Just let it go dudebro
     
    #81 dback816, Mar 27, 2013
  2. Antec

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    What? Of course my dog is walked on a harness and leash at all times.

    We were on the outside part of the side walk just walking by and he comes out of his door and starts yelling and threatening me....
     
    #82 Antec, Mar 28, 2013
  3. Antec

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    He really isnt that old. He is like early 50s or something (from the research ive done). And honestly looks like he could be in his 40s. Did you see his picture?

    Step to my house? I live in a condo across the street from him. He confronted be as i was walking on the sidewalk outside his house.

    From everything ive looked up, it doesnt appear he is married or has kids. So for everyone assuming he is having a bad day bc his wife got cancer or his kids got injured or something. I kind of doubt it. Seems like its his overall personality.
     
    #83 Antec, Mar 28, 2013
  4. Antec

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    Im pretty sure the worst thing is if i started attacking him on the spot or have punched him. I felt like calling him a horrible and miserable person was acting pretty calmly.

    Im worried because he seems like the type of person who will actually come over to my condo parking lot and vandalize my car. He didnt seem like he cared about proving the poop on his lawn was from my dog, he pretty much stated that it was (although there are at least 6-8 dog owners in my condo).

    The police dont do **** in Austin and this is pretty much been proven in the past both from personal experiences and from complaints ive heard about. Without hard evidence (video tape) they pretty much hand your case over to a detective who NEVER calls you back or looks into your case.
     
    #84 Antec, Mar 28, 2013
  5. BEAT LA

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    If I step on dog **** and I see my neighbors that have a dog that day, I might say something to him.

    I must say, my neighbor is on my **** list already. The guy may have not did the right thing, but he knows your dog won't **** on his lawn. If I find a nail on my tire or some **** on my lawn I will confront the most likely suspect as long as I have evidence. If I don't have **** then I probably won't say anything.
     
    #85 BEAT LA, Mar 28, 2013
  6. Dairy Ashford

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    Is anyone in this story not? One's a doctor and a small business owner, the other one called the cops to his house. I'm black and all three of those things sound like magic.
     
    #86 Dairy Ashford, Mar 28, 2013
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  7. pippendagimp

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    early 50's is old enough to get beat down by an adolescent. those people don't have the stamina, quickness, or air-intake capacity to survive even a few minutes of combat. as i said before, this old fool was looking for a beatdown and you inexplicably were unwilling to serve it up.

    anyways, like i also already said, it's too late now because you already showed your pacifist weakness to this guy. the way to go is to attack his occupation...
     
    #87 pippendagimp, Mar 28, 2013
  8. pippendagimp

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    hahahahaaaa
     
    #88 pippendagimp, Mar 28, 2013
  9. Jamers

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    Just send him flowers with sorry sarcasm note
     
    #89 Jamers, Mar 28, 2013
  10. Big MAK

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    Ring his doorbell and run away. Never gets old.
     
    #90 Big MAK, Mar 28, 2013
  11. JuLiO-R-

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    Ooooh I love these stories!

    "Though he could have ignored the rude comments made by his neighbor, Antec decided to keep it real..."
     
    #91 JuLiO-R-, Mar 28, 2013
  12. CCorn

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    Flood the Internet with memes of him.



    You did a great job last time....
     
    #92 CCorn, Mar 28, 2013
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  13. RocketRaccoon

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    he struck first with the name calling and screaming

    you struck back verbally

    you struck back by calling the police

    Now just let it go. I know you're trying to save your car but do you really think you can if he is so determined?

    Be the better man and walk away.
     
    #93 RocketRaccoon, Mar 28, 2013
  14. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Seriously? You are advising that he potentially ruins a man's life?
     
    #94 bobrek, Mar 28, 2013
  15. pippendagimp

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    he's already old, so it will only be for a small sliver of his remaining lifespan though
     
    #95 pippendagimp, Mar 28, 2013
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    This man knows what he's talking about
     
    #96 Anxiety Trooper, Mar 28, 2013
  17. GRENDEL

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    Get him a gift certificate to Whataburger, get him hooked so he starts down the road to obesity and death…….never underestimate the long con….
     
    #97 GRENDEL, Mar 28, 2013
  18. RocketRaccoon

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    LOL...gimp turning into a thug.

    You're sorta right about being 50. But please don't give kids the idea that any 50 yr old is just going to lay down. Someone will get hurt.
     
    #98 RocketRaccoon, Mar 28, 2013
  19. Codman

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    Pay the local neighborhood kids to set up a lemonade stand right in front of his house. As they're selling, take your dog and have him/her crap in the yard (as much and often as possible). Allow this douchelord to come out and be idiotic and irate in front of children, families and random people. He'll show himself to be the miserable human being you described him as, and at the same time, he'll damage his worth as a person. People will know him as "that dude that is crazy." That in itself is worse than any single act or prank. Public ridicule or shunning is some gangsta revenge.
     
    #99 Codman, Mar 28, 2013
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    #100 Granville, Mar 28, 2013
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