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Bill Gates pledges to reinvent condom

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tmoney1101, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    LINK? (*onion?) :p
     
  2. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Honestly, if I was able to reinvent the condom, I wouldn't need that paltry $100,000 from Gates nor the $1,000,000 that most likely comes with some sort of patent-sharing plan. I'd be a frigging zillionaire without their help
     
  3. Rocket River

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    WOW! Nice characterization. :rolleyes:

    Rocket River
     
  4. MIAGI99

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    When you got your grubby hands that far into developing countries one just has to wonder.
     
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  5. Precision340

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    this condom will have updates to it every other week :grin:
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    ^ Service "packs" will be done at home :( ?
     
  7. Nero

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    It's not the 'civilized' parts of the world which are the problem - it's the very deep 3rd-world areas which need this stuff the most, and who also happen to be the least likely to a) have access to it and b) use it if they did.

    Now to be fair, this is not only an issue regarding contraception. The bigger issue (and one not helped by the gel developed in India) is of disease prevention, which the condoms do help SOME.

    Even still, one way or the other, this involves trying to pull people out of the dark ages, but first people have to accept that those folks are IN the dark ages, and being politically-correct about it and trying to pretend their situation is something other than what it is, is counter-productive.
     
  8. sugrlndkid

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    I have a suggestion...a covering exclusive to the glans penis...the condom would exclusively be limited to the glans. This would help with pleasure and prevention of seminal fluid, however the risk of STD's such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis could still be transmitted...
     
  9. Han Solo

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    same here...i end up pushing rope every time i've had a condom on. Which is like rarely. I don't even pull out. I just bust in them or in their mouth. 0 Kids. Have even banged whores in Tijuana and Waikiki without condoms. 0 diseases.
     
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    If it does work, then it will undoubtedly be the first time Microsoft has ever actually prevented a virus....
     
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  11. juicystream

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    How does that help with AIDS?
     
  12. Caltex2

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    Good luck with that, with it just having the rainy and dry seasons.
     
  13. tmoney1101

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    While somewhat insensitive, it's actually also somewhat accurate (and I'm black). Not everybody lives in a McMansion in the suburbs or even those apartment slums in places like India.
     
  15. tmoney1101

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    you sound like a smart guy.
     
  16. ynelilvs99

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    thinner please so that girls cant feel it at all.. that would be AWESOME
     
  17. Isabel

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    Dude, quit buying the off brands. :)

    ...so really, people, you don't use them because it's not as much fun with one on? even though they make some very interesting varieties... oh, that's right, you're men. :D
     
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  19. Honey Bear

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    INSIDER POST

    The good thing about being good looking is that no one ever asks you to wear one.

    They just assume you're not despo enough to bang whores.

    And they would be correct.

    But most guys don't have that luxury and biologically girls don't have incentive to crave their semen on a subconscious basis. Condoms are just another measure for natural selection - like feminism which urges unattractive women to prioritize careers and masculine personalities over being nurturing and compassionate.
     
  20. Honey Bear

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    As for the children in Africa, I think it's in their best interests that they don't have 10 brothers and sisters to look after as opposed to 1. Birth control and eugenics aren't so terrible in places where infrastructure is non existent and overpopulation is rife. African Americans are a result of eugenics and they have the best standard of living out of all blacks. They dominate the NBA and NFL. Is there a huge difference between that and natural selection in a civilized state?
     
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