Bill Gates pledges to reinvent condom

The problem is they break, but you can't tell until it's all over. So then you have to go out and spend $50 on Plan B. After doing this 5 freaking times, the dude will probably say f*** it I'll go bareback.

 

Never had one break.


Should I rename myself tinywang?


*knocks on wood*

 

plastic wrap is cheaper and more efficient.

 

I have been having sex since I was 15 years old and I can count the times I didn't wear a condom by touching the various and differently colored heads of all my children. Hold on, this could take a while..

 

I'd love to have a condom with a rollback feature incase of an error.

 

Honestly have no idea what you could change on a condom. Hmmm

 

**** ring in the same package.

 

I just pull out.

 

I've been married 27 years.

 

he's a puppet for rockefeller foundation's century-long population control and eugenics programs

 

This is one area I don't really mind. World population has exploded and along with the amount of resources we use in our way of life, is a major issue.

If people can be stopped from accidently procreating, I think it's a positive thing.

 

Are they going to come out with new versions every 3 years with half of them sucking ass?

 

Condom companies have been using new and different materials for condoms for a while now. I can't really imagine there being much more option that different materials to somehow drastically improve condom design. I think Bill is chasing a rabbit down a...erm...hole on this one.

 

If they do they'd be quite popular with a lot of people.

 

If Africa could get their agriculture straight. The world would be fine.

 

I've hardly had to wear one in my life. I can only recall finishing twice while wearing one. Anne Hathaway and a 3-way. Other 2 girls I can recall wearing one with I couldn't finish.

If all condoms are virtually the same, why does Trojan sell 20 different kinds?

 

I have never understood how anyone can enjoy sex while wearing a condom. You may as well just be standing there humping the air. There is zero sensation, zero pleasure, and therefore what's the point? I guess some men are just so excited that they are even being given the opportunity to touch boobies and whatnot that they would pretty much just j*zz in their pants anyway, so the fact that they can't feel anything is irrelevant. (I am not advocating unprotected sex - I am just saying condoms suck. Try abstinence, or help a girl understand that there are plenty of ways to give her the pleasure she craves, and plenty of ways for her to do the same for you, which do not involve the risk of pregnancy, so please don't just assume I am saying that since condoms suck, just go ahead and have unprotected sex. If you do that, you are STUPID, end of story.)

I think a better approach for Mr. Gates would be to encourage the adoption of the new method being developed in India, where a neutral gel is injected into the canal from which the baby batter springs forth - this gel is permanent until the 'antidote' gel is injected in the same spot - and it kills all swimmers which happen by.

That would be a lot better avenue to pursue than trying to get a bunch of starving mud-hut dwellers to remember to bag the twinkie before doing pretty much the one thing they can do that actually doesn't totally suck ass. Because they aren't ever going to.