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What's the worst thing you can say right after sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by coolweather, Mar 26, 2013.

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  1. coolweather

    coolweather Contributing Member

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    I have aids...
     
    #1 coolweather, Mar 26, 2013
  2. BleedsRocketRed

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    I love you
     
    #2 BleedsRocketRed, Mar 26, 2013
  3. davidio840

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    I forgot to put the condom on
     
    #3 davidio840, Mar 26, 2013
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    "We traded Patrick Patterson."
     
    #4 DreamShook, Mar 26, 2013
    5 people like this.
  5. PinkTacos

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    Keep the change...
     
    #5 PinkTacos, Mar 26, 2013
  6. Haymitch

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    #6 Haymitch, Mar 26, 2013
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    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    "So should I take off this mask now?"
     
    #7 Mathloom, Mar 26, 2013
  8. PinkTacos

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    "I shouldn't have dropped the soap..."
     
    #8 PinkTacos, Mar 26, 2013
  9. LonghornFan

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    You need to shower more.
     
    #9 LonghornFan, Mar 26, 2013
  10. James Gabriel

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    Thanks.
     
    #10 James Gabriel, Mar 26, 2013
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    That was almost as good as Gigli.
     
    #11 Roxnostalgia, Mar 26, 2013
  12. DonkeyMagic

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    thanks mom.
     
    #12 DonkeyMagic, Mar 26, 2013
  13. KingCheetah

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    Thanks Obama!
     
    #13 KingCheetah, Mar 26, 2013
  14. Blurr#7

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    I ****ing love you.
     
    #14 Blurr#7, Mar 26, 2013
  15. James Gabriel

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    Like clubbing baby seals.
     
    #15 James Gabriel, Mar 26, 2013
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    Don't tell anyone about this
     
    #16 supdudes, Mar 26, 2013
  17. arjun

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    peace b****
     
    #17 arjun, Mar 26, 2013
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    Sorry...I didn't hear your 'safe word' because of the BALL GAG.
     
    #18 ima_drummer2k, Mar 26, 2013
  19. Jontro

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    Can I fap to this later?
     
    #19 Jontro, Mar 26, 2013
  20. Precision340

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    I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to geico
     
    #20 Precision340, Mar 26, 2013
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