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Why does everyone on Miami look jacked?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Sweet Lou 4 2, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. htownrox1

    htownrox1 Member

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    Oh snap you just went there.
     
  2. dreamshakin

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    This. I'm on it right now, and all extra water intake is making me feel huge lol. I highly doubt anyone on the heat is on PEDs
     
  3. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    I used to use Creatine - it made a big difference in strength and overall athleticism. I actually felt smarter too.

    I am not saying anyone on the Heat is juicing...it just seems odd how much bigger they are compared to other teams. Not just Lebron and Wade - although those guys are freaks. Bosh looks like a basketball player. The rest of them are look like they belong playing a different sport. Maybe just a coincidence.

    They have to be eating a lot to maintain that kind of mass considering the amount of calories they burn.
     
  4. Like A Breath

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    I'm curious...other than Lebron and Wade, who are these guys that look unnaturally jacked? I can only think of Joel Anthony.

    Haslem is pretty thin for a PF, Battier is average, Cole is thin, Chalmers has always been stocky since college, Ray Allen is lean and ripped but not big, etc.

    I just don't see a bunch of juiced up bodies out there.
     
  5. Rodman23

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    Low body fat % gives the illusion of being "jacked"....
     
  6. ooox

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    Jacked? Lmao come on mang.

    Bosh- Scrawny as fuc

    Chalmers- Same

    Allen- Skinny

    Mike Miller- ...

    Cole

    Anderson

    Only two who are above average is Lebron and Wade.
     
  7. bigben69

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    Only answer is cheating. You saw Ray Allens roid rage lately.
     
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  9. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    Battier is strong - he's always been strong. I'm just saying they make other teams look scrawny. Not that they are juicing. Maybe they just sign really muscular guys. It seems to work as they really give opposing players trouble one-on-one.

    Chalmers, Wade, Battier - very thick physical players. I can't see other teams matching up with that well at all.
     
  10. SunsRocketsfan

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    Maybe its the black jerseys that makes them look mean???
     
  11. Jontro

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    Aw schieett... so all this time, our Rockets been doing it wrong?

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  12. el gnomo

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    Not sure if serious anymore... top to bottom, almost identical in weight to the Rockets...

    Starting lineup weights (according to ESPN.com):

    Asik - 255 Bosh - 235
    DMo - 222 Haslem - 235
    Parsons - 227 James - 250
    Harden - 220 Wade - 220
    Lin - 200 Chalmers - 190

    Key reserves:

    Robinson - 237 Birdman - 228
    GSmith - 250 Anthony - 245
    Beverly - 185 Cole - 175
    Delfino - 230 Battier - 225
    Garcia - 195 Allen - 205
    Anderson - 215 Miller - 210
     
  13. BraveFox

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    hehe great signature!
     
  14. Yung-T

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    So you are taking PEDs, too. Disgusting.
     
  15. Panda23

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    Its just pushups and plenty of juice guys!

    But seriously If you have your diet in check and work out frequently and diligently, its not THAT difficult.
     
  16. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Anybody have Mr. Sinister's cell number?
     
  17. Ghettostar85

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    Miami wears black and Indiana wears yellow perhaps that's the answer
     
  18. MrJason

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    This may be it. If they wear black, lets call them "black people" and if they wear yellow, lets call them "yellow people."

    People just assume that black people look more swill and scary than yellow people.
    That's racist.
     
  19. SamFisher

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    juicers not welcome in Houston, they are depreciating assets.

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  20. HamJam

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    I am reminded of Royce Whites interview with Abbott (I think) at ESPN. They asked him whether or not 50% of NBA players are on PED's, and he said "No comment", as in "I don't want to incriminate fellow players, and make everyone hate me more than they already do".
     

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