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Rockets officially sign Tim Ohlbrecht

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Feb 25, 2013.

  1. GIGO

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    I didn't wanna double-post so I left my reply on another thread.
    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=7683061&postcount=71
     
  2. Carl Herrera

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    It is inevitable. And Clyde will be the one to cross the line.


    Bill: And here comes Tim Ohlbrecht into the game. He is a great story. He is from Germany, turned down better money there to play in the DLeague and just signed a contract with the Rockets.

    Bull: Germany, Bill?

    Bill: Yeah, Germany.

    Bull: Ohlbrechhhhhht shot 60% in the DLeague. It's true that these German are known for their efficiency.

    Bill: Their ruthless efficiency.

    Clyde: Like Hitler. Hehehe.

    Bill and Bull: [awkward silence]
     
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  3. AroundTheWorld

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    LOL :grin:
     
  4. Ultramagnus

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    3rd C is important and unlikely to be waived.

    Candidates for waiving would be Honeycutt, Anderson and Garcia.
     
  5. tallanvor

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    They have a personality trait for NBA 2k? Can you tell me what Royce White's personality is classified as? 'cheese dick'?
     
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    SO TRUE! That sounds like Bill, Bull and Clyde all right. ;)
     
  7. mike_lu

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    When Ohlbrecht pulls out a dream move ... it'll be called the Deutsche' Shake'
     
  8. NL Rocket

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    Ow man, that's a great one. I was actually thinking of Clyde trying to talk real German which sets off an entire bad sequence. It would go something like this:
    • Clyde: "Ah here comes Herr Owlbrecht, ladies and gentleman"
    • Bull: [annoying scraped voice] Fraulein and Herren...
    • Bill starts laughing, gets in on the act and Clyde tries to make it serious again.
    • Clyde: "Cut it out you guys..you know germans are known for being tall and they have some talent. We have Dirk, Kaman,, uuhhh, uuhhh, heheh.....Heidi Klum [awkward pause]....
    • Bill: ...well.... uhhh..i believe that's it Clyde.
    • Bull: [mumbles] "she definitely had some talent hahaha"
    • Clyde: He he he [forgot what they were saying] ...you know Einstein was from Germany, he was kinda clever too guys. Karl Marx, oh my, what you know about that Bill - hehehe?
    • Bill: *sighs*...
    • Clyde then refuses to let it go and gloat for the next 5 minutes whenever the camera is on him. Then later: So what you think about Germany fellas, one of the greatest superpowers today, guys playing in the NBA, it truly is amazing.
    • Silence for a good 10 seconds...[background laughing by Clyde - hehehe]
    • Bullard: I'm looking around the stadium tonight and it does feel a little german with all the beards, the Brattwursts and the beers, the waffels (actually from Belgium but besides the point).
    • Clyde: hehehe [long pause] .... hey, did you guys know Hitler wasn't actually from Germany, but from Schwiss? hehehe
     
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    he was actually Austrian. I'm sure that was part of the joke but just in case...:p
     
  10. NL Rocket

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    Haha yeah, I like to believe Drexler doesn't know that but also says Switzerland wrong ;)
     
  11. rolyat93

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    Unpredictable, lol.
     
  12. Joemambo

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    Seriously LOL big time
     
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    He wasn't successful in the German League because he's not a good player. He's a very mobile guy for his size, nice athletic ability, and some good skills. But he's simply a guy that never does much of anything when he's in an actual game.


    He's always been his whole career nothing but a big body with talent. He's never been an actual player.
     
  14. PRaZe

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    So if his not successful in Germany why was he in German All-Star and The German National Team?
     
  15. PuzzledFan

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    Vipers coach doesn't seem to agree.
     
  16. Rocket Booster

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    Look up his stats. And understand that was in mediocre clubs. Actually, he got a chance in a better club once and was sent down to lower level German leagues after he could not stay in the club.

    Just last season he played in the Eurocup if you want to understand how good he was. That's the league Beverley came from. It's the league that is below the Euroleague in level. To put it in perspective how this league compares to Euroleague's level.........

    You have to win the championship in Eurocup to get the boost to Euroleague the next year. Or look at it this way......Dontaye Draper was the MVP of the Eurocup.

    After that. he got a contract with a Euroleague team for this year. Take a look at how the Eurocup's MVP performs in the actual Euroleague,

    http://www.euroleague.net/competition/players/showplayer?pcode=002946&clubcode=MAD&seasoncode=e2012


    Now, take a look at how Ohlbrect performed in a BAD Eurocup club last season:

    http://www.eurocupbasketball.com/eurocup/competition/players/showplayer?pcode=LPK&seasoncode=U2011


    Barely even an average player, at best in Eurocup.

    If you want to see how he did playing in Germany, in a small club --->

    The team stats:

    http://www.eurobasket.com/team.asp?Cntry=Germany&Team=3361&page=3&Stats=2012

    just his stats with links to previous years:

    http://basketball.eurobasket.com/pl...Vipers/63234?Cntry=&PlayerID=63234&stats=2012

    That's playing in bad clubs in Germany.

    If you want to see how he played with Germany's national team, have a look,

    http://www.eurobasket2011.com/en/ci...9le2.season_2011.roundID_7526.teamID_288.html


    Like I said, he's a big body with talent. And that is known for a long time. However, that's all he's been. He's never been a good player before in his career at any level. Usually, he's not even been average.

    You have to understand that D-League is much, much, much lower level than even the crappy German League. Ohlbrecht is a talented guy and certainly has NBA level in talent. But, without any doubt, he's never been a good player anywhere so far in his carer.

    Making all star games in German League is a fan voted popularity contest. Means nothing. They also have actual all German League teams that are not fan voted and are actually based on play and not fan popularity. He never made those teams. Not the first team, and not the second team either.

    He was on the German national team not because he was a good player, but because he was a young guy with talent, that they needed to develop for their future.

    Simple as that. So, the Rockets signed a young big with good talent and possibilities......but not a guy that has actually ever played well.
     
  17. Rocket Booster

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    D-League is a huge step down in the level of competition he was used to playing at in Germany. If anything, he should have had much bigger numbers in D-League than he did.

    A professional player that is at average Eurocup (league below Euroelague) level should be able to destroy the D-League level. Most such Eurocup players did or do completely destroy D-League if they play in it.

    Or another way to look at it is, D-League MVPs have failed to even make the rosters of Eurocup clubs, or have made the rosters, been a 3rd stringer, then got quickly cut.

    The level of D-League is just way, way, way lower than what Ohlbrecht was used to. So of course he will put up good numbers in D-League.
     
  18. daywalker02

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    Might get his chance sooner than later
     
  19. D-rock

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    I'm ready to see Olbrecht take Greg Smith's minutes. Greg has regressed badly.
     
  20. Little Bit

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    He looked just as lost as TRob last night but Robinson has an excuse. I just don't see the activity and fire in Smith anymore.
     

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