How do you have a wife? How do you run a buisness? How did you get a drivers license? How did you graduate high school? How have you ever been in a woman? How have you not starved to death? On a side note, did you ever get those old transformers on the cheap?
How to clean up a potentially shartty situation: 1.) Assume the proper position like so: 2.) Add some body wash to your ass crack: 3.) Have your significant other rinse you off:
The easiest answer to everything is that I've always had these little quirks and stupid questions running around in my head but I have a filter in real life. with my CF brethren, I feel free. The first time my wife caught me putting on my shirt after using the bathroom, she thought I was, in her words, "really weird"...so I don't dare tell my wife everything or otherwise she'd think I was an idiot. I spent like $150 and bought a huge transformers junk lot. Set aside almost everything for my kid to play with. I give him a another toy every couple weeks. he's also really into the g1 combiners like devastator and bruticus, but since those things cost a whole lot of money, I've bought knockoffs from China for him.
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how did you dry yourself before using the toilet paper? cause wet toilet paper just falls apart and you will have crap all over your hands anyways did you use a towel? then you got sh^t all over your towel which is even grosser. also i dont know why i am responding or even read this thread.. damn you hotballa