What the hell.... This is the thing you keep to yourself. If you must share it, then share it to your diary... or wife.
its like talking to a kid you're potty training. clutchfans never ceases to amaze...don't nair your balls thread...baylorbear thread...no wonder i'm still here after all these years. incredible
I agree. And not because it's gross, it's because now everyone knows hotballa doesn't understand how to clean himself.
it felt like a shart cuz of the water and fart combo. I didn't want any downstream spillage which was going to happen if I didn't dry it off first. Think of it as an attempt to isolate the contaminated area.
What does that matter when the water is washing it off of you? You'd rather risk getting out of a shower with **** all over your ass and risk getting it other places in your bathroom than just let the water wash it off of you. You do know if you get feces on your foot and it's washed away by water, you won't die, right?
I don't know what's best about this thread... or least worst that. But I'll put my money on Rocketman95's righteous indignation FTW. :grin:
I could do this on every hotballa thread, but this one was just magically stupid that I can't wrap my head around it. You get dirty in a shower and you get out of the shower to clean up?
shrug. i'd rather not have the memory of having it on my feet. Besides man, soap and water is just not as clean feeling as toilet tissue when it comes to that area. even if you waited until after the shower, I'm sure you'd rather dry it first with toilet paper before going to town on it with your towel.
I'm sorry man, but unless you're Arabic or something, you're going to be conditioned into thinking that toilet paper will clean that area better than soap and water IMO.
think about what you said for a second. toilet paper, which simply smears your anus with your ****, is cleaner than soap and water? really? you have to be trolling. you're basically saying that you'd rather lick your finger that touched a toilet paper-wiped ass than one that was cleaned with soap and water.
no I wash my hands after I wipe. I just dont want to wipe my ass with my own hand, I guess thats what it comes down to. Would you just wash your butt with water after pooping and call it a day? No amount of washing your hands after that can make you forget the memory. The toilet paper acts as a barrier so that your hand doesn't pickup any bits and pieces
