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What Do You Do If You Fart While Showering?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Feb 27, 2013.

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  1. vaioavan63

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    I like to fart in the shower- it makes a gooey sound
     
    #21 vaioavan63, Feb 27, 2013
  2. LC Rox Fan

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    Dat gas and water collision. Feels good yo. Like blowin bubbles in the pool
     
    #22 LC Rox Fan, Feb 27, 2013
  3. underoverup

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    Some one dig up that old MannyRamirez thread on trumpet toots in the shower.
     
    #23 underoverup, Feb 27, 2013
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  4. Harrisment

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    Ha I was about to post this. Reminded me of Manny's old thread.
     
    #24 Harrisment, Feb 27, 2013
  5. Jontro

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    Awesome. Tell me more!
     
    #25 Jontro, Feb 27, 2013
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    I don't understand the question. You feel the need to "clean up" after a fart? While taking a shower? What exactly are you cleaning up? A fart is gas so there should be nothing solid or liquid to clean up.

    You sure you didn't poop?

    On a good day, I can hit a high C that would make Maynard Ferguson blush, ya savvy?
     
    #26 ima_drummer2k, Feb 27, 2013
  7. Nook

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    Your wife is one LUCKY lady.
     
    #27 Nook, Feb 27, 2013
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    Oh my goodness this made me spit my drink out laughing.

    [​IMG]
     
    #28 droopy421, Feb 27, 2013
  9. macalu

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    please quote yourself in your signature because it is a pretty apt statement:

    Probably the dumbest statement I have seen in a while...

    "I had to stop the shower and go wipe it dry back there before hopping back in the shower." --hotballa
     
    #29 macalu, Feb 27, 2013
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    Do you have any idea the things you are making us imagine...
     
    #30 danoman, Feb 27, 2013
  11. DonkeyMagic

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    Must spread rep around.
     
    #31 DonkeyMagic, Feb 27, 2013
  12. Rashmon

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    Do you know the difference between a fart and a ****?
     
    #32 Rashmon, Feb 27, 2013
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    Is it just me or do shower farts smell worse then regular farts.
     
    #33 jae713, Feb 27, 2013
  14. Jontro

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    I don't understand. Can we have pictures for demonstration?
     
    #34 Jontro, Feb 27, 2013
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    Invisible shart?!?!?
    [​IMG]
     
    #35 jank1434, Feb 27, 2013
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    The steam ENHANCES the smell, if don't enjoy your own brand you're probably doing it wrong.
     
    #36 tmoney1101, Feb 27, 2013
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    Even if he pooped, why would he risk getting it everywhere by getting out of the shower and wiping it off? In my 16 years of reading stupid threads on this forum, this is #1 with a bullet.
     
    #37 Rocketman95, Feb 27, 2013
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    #38 MoonDogg, Feb 27, 2013
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    Video or it didn't happen.
     
    #39 Haymitch, Feb 27, 2013
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