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wtf draft express

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Haymitch, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. Haymitch

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    Clicked on draft express to read about Nikola Mirotic. McAfee pops up saying that a trojan had been detected and deleted. Ok.

    Then more trojans detected and deleted. Ok.

    Then some application opens up saying many more problems. Spyware, trojans and p*rn MALWARE.

    WTF

    I am the only one who uses this computer and I have never been to an adult site or anything like it. This is a work computer and it's used for work along with occasional browsing on well known, trusted sites. I don't even go to sites with non-p*rn pictures of women.

    How could this have happened???? I'm just sitting here waiting for someone from IT to come by, take a look, gasp then relay to my superiors that I've been swimming in p*rn while at work. I can feel a firing coming on.

    ****in hell man. I'm freaking out here.
     
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  3. LonghornFan

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    #BeWell. Your days of surfing the internets at work are ovah. We'll miss ya bruh.
     
  4. da_juice

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    robbie360 just posted the same thing in the draft thread. I'd recommend everybody avoid the website. Oh, and if you get the chance report this to google.
     
  5. underoverup

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    ;););)
     
  6. CrazyDave

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    You actually think they would fire you for not being heterosexual? I don't think they can do that.
     
  7. Haymitch

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    No kidding. If I get fired for this I'll be lucky to be at McDonalds. I'm paying off an engagement ring, planning a wedding, and was about to put an offer in on a house. I'm tempted to just walk out right now and never come back. Might be better than the potentially massive embarrassment.
     
  8. CrazyDave

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    Seriously, if you've been behaving, I'd think it would work out fine. Relax.
     
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    Lol calm down don't make any drastic decisions
     
  10. Haymitch

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    Hard to believe, I know, but I'm too paranoid to do it. I have two other computers, a tablet and a smartphone though. So it's not that hard to be restrained.
     
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    lay off the p*rn fool
     
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    that would be a blessing. he could sue the s*** out of his ex-employer for doing that.
     
  13. Haymitch

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    I don't get it
     
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    Yeah, I wouldn't worry about this if this is a first offense and you're in good standing. You goofed off once and went on a basketball site. You just got unlucky. Worst case scenario you get a stern lecture about not misusing company computers.
     
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    you may not have visited a p*rn site, but tell that to the IT guys when they notice the best ass thread in this forum
     
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  17. Haymitch

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    I meant that I don't even go to sites that show, for example, women in bikinis. Or sites like Chive. That's what my phone is for.

    Still waiting for someone to come look at it.
     
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    Lol I'm not sure why you can't just tell them the truth. If you freak out this much about something like this, I can't imagine what's gonna happen when you buy a house or something.
     
  20. Haymitch

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    Am I really overreacting? I have no prior "offenses" but I have more than a little bit of security sensitive data on my computer. That's why I'm concerned.

    I have talked to 5 different support desk people and none of them know wtf is going on. I'm still waiting for the field IT guy to show up.

    I hope ya'll are right, but in the meantime I'm thinking of skipping town and changing my name to Ron Mexico.

    And Fyreball, I am going to tell them the truth. Whether they believe it or not, who knows
     

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