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Let's rap battle

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigtexxx, Feb 18, 2013.

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  1. OmegaSupreme

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    this thread needs an icy hot stuntaz pic
     
  2. bigtexxx

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    Oh you think you're dope cuz you're from Korea
    Prolly lift the dirty leg due to dat dere gonorrhea
    You schit out kimchi in your green diarrhea
    Assa! yellow man you lucky the US freed ya
     
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  3. RedRedemption

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    What the hell lol. Are you drunk?
     
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    SwoLy-D is a proud Hispanic woman.
     
  6. RedRedemption

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    Who don't need no man.
     
  7. Haymitch

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    He's a hideous Michelle Rodriguez
     
  8. Agent94

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    Bigtexxx and Swoly are battling for the title of clutchfans attention w****. It's a close race. Can the mods create and attention w**** status and tag the winner with it.
     
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    one two three, bee
    four five six, twix
    seven eight nine, crime

    SHORYUUUKEEEEEEN
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    I will proudly sell you two chocolate labs... and... WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!? :confused:
     
  11. Shroopy2

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    Wrong thread?
    :eek:

    (Though not for battling, credit to TdashDUB for posting a place to "spit" rhymes)

    CF Freestyle Session
     
  12. RocketsRed14

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    Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a bbs call Clutchfans.
     
  13. LCAhmed

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    "I battle any sex or any race / You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface / I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes / I came up in your face - oops, pow, surprise! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "

    [​IMG]
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    Somethin' something somethin', something MONEY
    Somethin' something, somethin' something FUNNY
    Somethin' something somethin' something, HONEY
    Somethin', something somethin' something Ronny!

    See how I paused at different times even though I used a common rhyme?!?!? :cool:
     
  15. LCAhmed

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    started from the bottom, aiming for the top,
    I need some gift cards to the rockets shop.
    Harden an all-star, he's going all in.
    Next year, we trying to send Jeremy Lin.
    Defense needs some work, we havent reached a peak,
    Anchoring down low, our center Omer Asik.


    :cool::cool::cool:
     
  16. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    I can't tell the difference is this Kanye West or SwoLy-D???
     
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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Kppx4bzfAaE?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    the plot has been laid and so has your mom
    crime ain’t a game it’s a mother-****ing train
    i am coming at you, i will make you cry
    flattened like a roach while you sit in coach
    first-class, badass, you will refer to me as daddy
     
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    Really disappointed that nobody caught on to my 'Mr. Show' reference.
     
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    Wow, Maya Angelou, look out!
     

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