Every post must contain a "would you rather" question. You can answer any of the previous questions you want. Ill start: Would you rather be the smartest guy in a world full of idiots or the dumbest guy in a world full of geniuses?
Would you rather a male kitty lick peanut butter off your penis or would you rather have sex with Melissa McCarthy?
kitty Would you rather receive a million bucks no stipulations or Rockets win 3 championshis in a row?
million Would you rather have sex with someone that looks like a guy, but has a vagina? Or have sex with a really hot looking girl, but she has a dick?
Here's a really gross one from my high school days: Spoiler You have been warned... it is really gross. Spoiler You are up to your neck in a vat of vomit. Above you a guy is about to j*zz on your head. Would you rather duck or be pelted with some dude's cream?
The Crocodile infested river! Would you rather be the TOP in some guy on guy action or Have a woman put a 9 inch strap on and be the Bottom on that action Rocket River
Arm. Then I can teach my children elaborate life lessons. Would you rather go down on Lindsey Davenport after a 3 set final in 100 degree heat or blow a goat? (with apologies to NJRocket)
Davenport. Would you rather have SwoLy-D quit doing "that's what SHE SAIDs" or quit the smilies? This one's hard.