Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done While In the Friend Zone

Considering how much you're trying to force this, I have a feeling this happened.

 

The act of sucking it is gay, not necessarily the person sucking it.

 

Let me ask you something. You have a friend. He's gay as **** and has been all his life. One day he up decides to sleep with a woman, maybe you even watch. Is he straight?

He's still gay.

I don't even know why i am bothering. Any one of you would suck the fattest D or bottom for one if presented with unlimited cash for the rest of your life. It just comes down to what your price is. I would probably do it for enough to buy me a baller house, car or both and live the rest of my days perfectly straight without any shame.

 

It works one. A gay dude doing something straight is still gay. A straight dude doing something gay is gay.

I'm sorry. The straight man card is holy.

 

Fixed.

 

Ok cool. That's fine. That's what i was trying to say. 1 gay act does not a gay man make.

Clutchfans has a bunch of homophobes for real. Aint nothing wrong with getting gay. The Romans were bad ass and they went both ways. Just live your life and quit hatin. Ill suck whatever D's come my way and ill be a rich ass dude banging dimes left and right, enjoying life while yall hate on getting gay to get paid.

 

Marlon Brando put a black brutha in his mouth. Is he any less bad ass for a gay act? Tom Hardy was a bad ass as Bane in Batman, but do you picture him with dicks in his hand slapping his cheeks because he said hes done gay **** or fantasized of it in his past? He's straight. I don't give a **** if he experimented. He didn't like it, he likes women. He's straight.

 

Maybe yall haven't heard, but I'M IN IT FOR THE MONEY.

 

Yeah... I don't really hold prostitution in high regard.

 

So, your a bisexual prostitute.

 

Is Bro-rape gay if you are on the receiving end???

 

Another friend zone thread? Come on guys

 

Han Solo should be a regular on Springer. I'd watch. Lol

 

Sorry we don't live Ukraine bro. I got this really hot girl from there i'm talking to but it seems she's very needy and expects me to go out of my way every minute to fill her need. Are they all like this?

 

LMFAO - I see where you coming from Han Solo.. but just doing the act makes you gay..

 

If she doesn't entertain you, **** her. Move on. What's all this putting out ****? Plenty of fish in the sea.

Never stop being yourself, and never stop being a man.

Most women like men, not some weird, pushy, needy being that society has somehow taught us guys to be.

 

Dated all of my friendzone females. Mistake. **** buddies is so much better, but can't have that once dating doesn't work out.

 

I don't think I've ever been friend zoned. Had a couple fk buddies though.

 

From friend zone...to gayness and bro-rape....

Time to chill on the no-fap policy brodawgs.