Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done While In the Friend Zone

Been so long since I allowed myself to be in the friends zone. I dont remember.

 

I'm so glad I was friend zoned back in 6th grade and not later. I could only imagine what it is to be an adult and being friend zoned.

 

I do remember asking out a girl in Highschool and she said she could not have a boyfriend for religious reasons. This was a stupid decision on my part because we were making out and rubbing against each other good, and I guess she just wanted to do that stuff without commitments. Then I ruined it more by being mad and holding a grudge it ruined everything. Now I know that I could have just been her F*** buddy and it would have been all good. I learned that if you dont need to go out with a girl for sex, dont force it.

 

LOL yea man for me its either Palace Inn on the first date or GTFO of my car.

 

Penetrated her facebook as a fake profile of some model dude. Made her get on cam and jerked off for her while she played with her nips and then after i was done, i finally bent down and revealed myself to her on web cam. I then i wrote her for like 3 months full of half assed apologies and drunken "i know you liked it and probably dream of it still" texts. I think she's twice divorced with like 4 kids with 2 different dads. Haha...idiot.

 

Aren't you homosexual?

 

I dont believe this thread was made to attract Homosexuals.

 

I think i've read one of his threads but i'm not sure i get why. Anyway, i mentioned in the other thread why it ended up being like this. I acted the nice shy sweet guy for her and she told me she only saw me as a friend. Pretended to be some other dude and we chatted online for 2 months and i had her begging me to take her out and how i'm so funny and she loved my personality. I had her saying "i don't know what i'm feeling. I never felt this way before." Stupid, stupid girl.

 

You have a dick hole on your computer?

 

What a bunch of gay haters in here. So what if i were gay? Not that i am. The only slightly gay part of me would be the fact that i'd suck any **** for the right price. But, that's not even gay. Any of you would. I'm just straight enough to admit it.

BTW the gay thing started with a joke about the Matrix director that turned into a woman but is really a man.

 

All these friend zone threads.....

have some of you ever thought maybe you are just too ugly?

 

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Wait, that's not what USB ports are?

I've been doing it wrong all these years...

 

With these dating threads, Han Solo just skyrocketed to my Top 5 favorite posters of all-time.

 

Oh man I used to get soooo friend-zoned in the past. Thank god I grew a pair and turned it around because it was ugly. What changed it for me was when I realized that all the girls I didn't like wanted to date me, and all the girls that I did like didn't care for me.
So I started treating the girls I wanted like I treated the girls I hated, and wow did it work.

Back on topic though;

Friend-zone numero uno:

First year of college, this girl was in my eyes the hottest girl I had ever seen (my god is she average when I look at her now). She had a boyfriend but would always give me loads of kisses on the cheeks and give me hugs. During lessons she would put my hand in between her legs near her lady parts so they (my hands) would "stay warm".
If that wasn't a mind-**** I have no idea what it was.
I'd do all this dumb **** for her like go to places with her when I absolutely didn't want to, carry her **** around, wake up earlier so I could take the train to school with her when I had class 2 hours later.. Geez, more will probably come up later. We kissed once while she was drunk. I thought she was the world to me man. Then one day I tried to take it to the next level and she clearly told me that there was no way, that she had a boyfriend (they had been together for 4 years but I was hoping she would dump him for me).
So I stopped talking to her, especially when she started judging my friends, that was the line.
Recently I bumped into her, probably been 3 years since I hadn't seen her, and wow did I dodge a bullet. She told me she wanted to see me bla bla bla I didn't even look at her.

I had another friend-zone a long time ago but I can't remember stupid **** I did for her.

Stupidest **** I did for these friend-zones was lose my time. Thats for sure.

Now its my way or the highway, and it works extremely well in Europe. I'm sure it would work even better in the US where girls are easier to pick up.

 

No it's not. If a gay guy has sex with a woman once for whatever gay reason....he's still gay. Right? It's not any different for a straight man looking to get that paper for sucking some dude off 1 time.

 

That's gay.

One definition of gay I found was: of, pertaining to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex.

Sucking another mans D is gay, no matter the reason.