Clutch's makes trade for new EGO? Proof is in the picture?

The face on Clutch (left most guy) has definitely been altered. I think each one being a different beard is onto something. KG and Carter maybe? I do think the right one is Harden. You all are ****ing crazy if you think he'd be in a deal. I think it's just showing the appeal of playing with him (Garnett waiving his NTC). Doc can we get a tiny follow up?? I'd hate my production at work to suffer all the way to the deadline!

 

Something that got me thinking..

"Clutch's makes trade for new EGO? Proof is in the picture."

Why is "Clutch's" plural..

"Proof is in the picture"

Five clutches in the picture..

Kevin Garnett: #5

... This is getting erie....

 

Erie?

 

Stop thinking so hard about this, Doc Rocket is not an insider. His cryptic posts cover several different trade possibilities and reference several different players, so that when a trade does go down we can find something from his post that references it.

 

The writings on the wall!!!:grin:

Bye Jeremy, Its been emotional.

 

uh, possessive. Not plural. Now, what does that mean?

 

Rockets have some good young talent that a rebuilding team could want (Jones, Donuts, Patterson, Morris, Royce White, Douglas). And the Rockets also have a good core (Harden, Asik, Parson, Lin, Delfino). But the Rockets need a good dependable Power Forward.... For, with a legit power forward, they will almost assuredly make it to the 2nd round of the playoffs.

Garnett would make the Rockets team legit!

Asik
Garnett
Parson
Harden
Lin

 

R in the Middle evidence

R in the middle... DaRko Milicic. I also have photographic evidence. (see below)

 

LMAO, that's how you automatically knew he'd be a bust!

Who the hell wears the jersey over their suit? Big dumb blonde.

 

A few things I think maybe important:

1) Is it just me, or why nobody mentioned the guy in the TV? That guy looks like Kevin Love with a beard to me(or is it Morey? Hard to tell from my small screen).

2) Notice the kid calls the dude 'Yes, Mr. Hardstine or Heartseen or somethin'. Heart(shape of love)seen seems to be refering to Kevin Love as well.

I think it's trades around Kevin Love and/or Garrnet.

 

People like you take yourselves too serious.

Let the people have their fun. Doc Rocket has been on this site for a long time and he gets a conversation going. Most people here respect what he adds to the site. It's well known he is a good friend to "CLUTCH". The moderator of the site!!!

But there are droves of people out there crying, don't be fooled by Doc Rocket. Do you think you are saving Clutchfans?????

I say to you and those like you, let the people be entertained. You don't have to click on this thread - just to call out Doc Rocket. But, you feel the need to harp on Doc Rockets post.

Apparently there is some strong talks going on right now. Though it's strongly possible they won't amount to anything, because every GM in basketball knows they only have a few bullets to build their team. Can't be duped in any trade.

 

Haha what a cruel joke if Doc was drunk and wrote this. Damn work day ruined...

 

I think the skin color of the Clutch's on the seats (being a little darker) and the Morey Clutch (Clearly being white) tell me the key pieces in whatever trade it is can not be white.

So what we have here is Morey Clutch, Harden Clutch, and two unknown Clutches. We all love Morey Clutch and Harden Clutch. It's the Clutch we know, its trade Clutch, 3 point Clutch, Triple Double Clutch, Fear the Beard Clutch.

If unknown Clutch walks through this door, he will kill Morey and Harden Clutch.

A CLUTCH DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND!!!!!!!!

 

all the beards look like iterations of Harden's beard from different periods. The picture is too diluted!!! Need HD resolution, can't compute!

I think this means we are cloning Harden because the new CBA allows it, clause #4,342,456,213

 

I've solved the riddle. Clutch's "sanity" is being affected by his multiple-personality disorder; hence the five clutches. Royce White represents #progress in terms of Clutch's recovery. This clearly points to the fact that Clutch is going to move in with Royce White and they are going to counseling together.

Did i hit the nail on the head, or what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

17

Ego = 1.

In the original screencap, Rockets have 7 home wins.

17.

Erie 17.

Lock it in.

 

anagram for Walgreens is "Large News"

 

This whole thing reminds me of a book called "Penumbra's 24-hr bookstore". Very good book, must read.

 

May as well speculate like everyone else

http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=aqmjow6

Rockets are the third team in a trade involving John Wall and Danny Green, taking on Granger's contract so Indiana will have room to extend Wall and giving up Royce. Not as fun as a Love or Garnett trade but at least it doesn't involve Jeff Green.

 

I love Doc's posts, one of several good reasons to be here at Clutchfans.

Garnett might be interesting as we have a logjam at the PF position and 5 guys can not share it, so it would probably be good to give up PPat, MMo and Royce, and have Dmo and TJones learn from KG.

I have never been a great fan of KG, but we do need to clear room, and he makes this team a lot more interesting this year and next.

As for Harden, I seriously doubt Morey would trade a guy of his level he has been trying to get for all these years - he is our most untouchable player.

DD