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Most unusual line you've ever given a girl?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Caltex2, Jan 29, 2013.

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    this is very sound advice. I've been happily out of the game for a while, but this worked back in my prime. Shoes, purse, outfit, and dress are all acceptable items to mention, since women spend some much time and energy thinking about which one they're going to wear out that night. Women are also all insecure about how they compare on these thing with other women in the club. Stay away from complimenting body parts. that's a fail. Whatever you do, you must have supreme confidence (not arrogance, that's very bad) and smile.
     
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    drake and josh (classic)
     
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    Mystery is that you?! Just AMOG em' bro.! :cool: remember Peacock-ing man (dress to impress with a little something the girls will notice) then they are hitting on you.
     
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    I ask the girl if she wants to get away, if she wants to fly away.

    Then, I pause and just as she's about to answer I yell

    YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
     
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    i broke up with a girl saying i've killed every gigapet i've ever owned.
     
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put the D in U.
     
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    I haven't masturbated in 2 wks, help me out here.
     
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    "Hey gurl, was your dad a theif?"
    "Because it must have hurt when you fell from heaven"

    "Hey what's that tag on your shirt say..?"
    "Because you been running around my mind all day long"
     
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    hey sweet thang, can i interest you in a fish sandwich?
     
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    Do you wash your pants with windex? :confused: Because I can see myself in them :grin: :):eek::cool:
     
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    While "Moves like Jagger" was playing at a bar once, some random blackedout slut whispered into my ear, "so....what are YOUR moves like Jagger???"
     
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    Who Wants To Sex Mutombo!
     
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    Do you want a bump?
     
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    Hi! Wanna feed my owl a worm?
     
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    "hey don't mind me... I'm just gonna... there you go... slip my penis in there..."
     
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    <br>
    Honestly dude that's a terrible way to pick up chicks. And I mean that in no offensive way at all, but that just comes across as lame/creepy to most girls.

    Any conversation with a girl that starts out with "Can I give you a compliment?" is just a complete waste of time. Do you know how many times they hear that shizz and just roll their eyes?

    Same applies for "I don't usually say this" because they know that's just some lame qualifier guys use to drop whatever unoriginal pickup line they probably always say to chicks.
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    Instead something similar to what rezdawg said really works. Though I will say I disagree with the never compliment a body part thing. The only "body part" compliment that usually works is "you have a pretty smile" and then walking away. Though I guess that's not really a body part and more of a quality. And really you would only say something like that after having said other stuff first.

    Here's a fool proof tactic. There's always a point where you make eye contact with a chick. When walking past or otherwise. In this situation for some odd reason most people, guys and girls tend to not want to be rude or something of that sort and reflexively look away.

    Don't look away.

    Instead, smile! Not super creeper like. But a nice smile that let's her know you noticed her and that you are approachable yourself.

    I can almost guarantee you (unless you're incredibly unattractive or you picked a girl wayyyyy out of your league) that she will look at you again very soon.

    Hopefully you're not blind and are at least somewhat conscious of what's going on around you.

    After this you have an in. Just straight up go introduce yourself. Walk over to her and be obvious you're coming to talk to her. If she's not a complete moron she'll probably look somewhat delighted at this (even if she doesn't make it super obvious). Then you can literally say whatever you want within the realm of common sense. Don't let your crazy side out just yet lol.

    I kid you not a few weeks ago I was at a scrumptious burrito place and there was a cute chick working the counter. Probably a 7/10 blonde (das for u mah boi paulftskeetskeet) overall. Anyways, long story short I did something super similar to what I have just described in order to talk to her.

    But the catch was my friend didn't believe you can say almost anything after you've established positive body language through eye contact.

    So he's all "dude prove it, drop some star wars lines and see if she still gives you her number."

    In the middle of our two min convo I think I said something along the lines of "Your smile is really cute. It reminds a lil bit of a happy chewbaca!"

    Of course she was all "WTF! Did you really just compare me to chewbaca?!" but when she said it she had a smile on her face. This was an in to be like "haha hey chewbaca can be a cutie when he wants!"

    I think she responded with something like "oh my god you're ridiculous! hahaha" but she was laughing. That's all I really needed. At this point I knew it was easy mode. So I just asked for her number.

    Score.
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    Anyways, here's a good vid to approach chicks:

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ABgL2LcoBTU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Me:You have any black in you?
    Her: No
    Me: Would you like some?
     

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