Recently, I remembered an old cheesy line I used to use. I'd compliment a girl on a random, usually non-attractive feature (in the sense that it shouldn't really be judged for determining beauty) just to see what their reaction would be. I've told many females lately, starting off with something like "Can I give you a compliment?" or "I don't usually say this but...". Then I'd say that they "have the prettiest [pause to get them thinking/anticipating] earlobes" I'd ever seen. Or, as a play on "baby got back," I'd say "Baby, you got neck. Your neck is sexy." The reactions ranged from annoyance and thinking it's corny (and rightfully so) to a "WTF look" and laugh (which was the point). If I like a girl, I'd do it twice before giving them the real compliment the third time, which usually sparks it off because they think you're funny by now. What's your favorite unusual line?
At a loud/crowded bar I usually mutter something incomprehnsible, that way she leans in and asks me to repeat what I said. I find this is the best sign to see if she is interested: if she leans, it was meant to be; if she acts likes a b****, then **** that ho!
wanna ****? Only works if you think she's into you around 10 minutes into the conversation. It saves time and you'll know by her reaction if she's worth the time. Yes means go. No means maybe. A scared look and a no means she may take too much time. It's your call if she's worth it. Silence is confusing. If she hesitates to answer or she smiles at any time then it's also a go.
One time when I was blackout I tried to tell a girl that I had really nice wall to wall carpeting in my dorm room as a means of bringing her home. Didn't work.
I was at a food show 2 weeks ago talking to a pretty cute chef in training. I go well hey you like to cook food, and I like to eat it. Lets hang out sometime. She just said ha and walked away.
This girl asked if she could 'have some' -- I said, 'sure' and sprinkled it out on the plate -- she thought it was coke, but it was heroin... the look on her face was priceless.
come on man...why would she just put in the effort to cook while you sit your ass on the couch and enjoy? what is in it for her? you should have said something like this, "you're cooking all the time, why dont you take a break and let me cook for you..you might be surprised with my skills...i promise to give you some tips afterwards " or "its obvious you're a foodie like me, there is this amazing restaurant of. i think you would love their cuisine and food, who knows maybe you can get some ideas from there for your own cooking!!"
"Hi I think you're absolutely adorable, may I have a conversation with you?" **** Actually works! Too bad I wasn't smooth enough to continue the streak of honest articulation.
Easiest way to talk to girls... Walk by them at whatever venue you're at...compliment them on something ("I like your shoes", "I like your necklace", etc...). Make eye contact as youre saying, have a smile on your face, and keep walking. She'll enjoy the compliment, you'll strike her as someone that is friendly and with confidence, and the fact that you are walking away shows her that you dont really need her. Later, you come back to her and I guarantee that she would be open to conversation. It's pretty much never failed for me unless there was a cockblock friend involved.
Yeah, I'm usually a nice guy but when I feel like being random, I'll do like I do in the OP, which is more about having fun than trying to pick up the girl. The reactions are classic.
