The stream setting isn't "tear through toilet paper" power. I use 3 pieces of double sided TP. Some of it disintegrates but the bidet will clean that up along with the poo.
On behalf of the rest of the world, I just want to say I'm proud of you guys. It does not make sense to use soap to wash everything in your body (body, hands, hair, feet, etc), but to make an exception for your poopy ass. On that note, I have never heard of the enema action. The most popular method I know about among bidet users is to start with initial spray for large/immediate debris. Then use soapy hands + spray. Then another spray to get rid of soap. Then TP for drying (some bidets come with blow drying action). Han Solo, try it first. You don't need to wash your hands multiple times just one good scrub and you won't get debris all over, but you are right that one must be extra vigilant about nail length if using a bidet.
They have a high priced version of these in the Sky Suites are Aria in Vegas. It is heated, has the bidet, and has a little blow dryer. I'm usually afraid to use it.
If by "the rest of the world" you mean parts of Asia, then I guess you're right. Using your hands down there is sick though
it's the equivilant of washing your hands after you use the bathroom, just a different part of the body
Dude....this is not how you're supposed to use a bidet. Unless you're using it for pleasure of some sort. What other kind of sick **** are you into?
How is ****ting in your hands the equivalent of holding your dick to piss? And for a woman. How does she scrub all that **** with her hands and not get any 1 inch away in her vag? Talk about infections and smelly. I ain't going down on that. Mainly bc im gay but still.
Seriously, what kind of destructive craps do you take for you to end up being covered in **** by the time this whole thing is done?? The water goes in, cleanses you, and then your body discharges the water directly....taking anything else leftover with it. You're not scooping out crap with your hands unless you have the colon of a 500 lb gorilla who's eaten nothing but beef jerky for 15 years.
A girl, sure, we'll play along but we know better. In the second sentence, the word you're looking for is santorum, and I'm sure you have a better working knowledge about it than you're letting on.
Just took a dump. Still can't imagine it. Do you guys take your pants and thong off completely and the hold your balls up?
If you are having trouble using a bidet might a suggest an alternative more practical method: Spoiler
