You don't use your hands or fingers. The water shoots into your butthole and you poop it out, it brings all the leftover poop that clings to the walls or if you had trouble getting it all out it will get that piece out along with the poop around the exterior portion of your butthole. You keep spraying until you can tell its clean and ready for drying. The only time your hands go down there in that region is when you take 1 piece of tp and dry your butt and by that time your butt is so clean the tp wont even have poop stains on it. The whole process no matter how messy your bathroom visit was takes about 15 seconds and you walk away feeling refreshed and like a million bucks.
NOPE....I don't care if it's just water. If something shoots into my butthole I won't walk away feeling refreshed or like a million bucks. More like Peter Griffin after his prostate exam.
Don't use the prison rape setting and its soothing (I agree it sounds terrible in writing), you'd understand if you tried it.
The first time I did it, it did. I turned it on full blast and felt violated and it took me about a month to try it again out of shear terror. I used low-medium settings and the experience was amazing. It's a unique feeling of your ass getting complete cleaned and all the gunk you'd never expect let alone think was there comes rolling out. Afterwords it feels like your teeth after going to a dentist for a cleaning, upon leaving, your teeth feel different then going in because they are so clean. All that gunky **** coming out feels so good. I couldn't ever imagine going to the bathroom without it and when i do have to stop off somewhere when I'm out of the house I can't wait to go home to do it. The mist is actually very very very soothing, just got to beware of the high settings so you don't get raped.
I wish you were just as passionate about me as you are about removing debris from your anus. -Mrs. Realjad
So how well does this thing work when you have one of those pooper that no matter how much paper you use it just can't cut it?
Very sanitary product. I am used to having one and hate going without one. Makes the clean up a lot easier.
But okay. SO YOU DO USE TOILET PAPER? You wipe first to get most of it out, and THEN you use the bidet to get it extra clean?? I still feel like the water will splash all over the back of your balls and even the stream of the water could shoot doodie off you and all over your thighs and balls.
What!? That's now how you use a bidet, you fool. It's not an enema. It's supposed to just wash off the crap around your *******.
Take me through the steps. I have a girl over and we just had dinner and were about to watch a movie but din din is disagreeing with my stomach. I run to the ****ter and it's that mix of liquid yet solid enough to make that muddy booty. It's feels like it's all out and i'm ready to start the cleaning process. In detailed step by step, Go:
What?? OMG I just don't understand! How are you wiping your ass with toilet paper while water is getting everywhere and getting the paper wet leaving lil rolls of paper tangled in your anus hairs? One guy uses his hand to dig it out, the other uses it as an enema and you use wet toilet paper while getting sprayed?
