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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Commodore, Jan 23, 2013.

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  1. Commodore

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    dude just use TP
     
  3. Rodman23

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    Is that purified water?, if not i'd rather use my hands
     
  4. Ubiquitin

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    it's potable.
     
  5. Commodore

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    same water that comes out of the tap or shower
     
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    Never used one of these. Why not just go out in the yard after a dump and spray your hole with a hose?
     
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  7. Han Solo

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    Ive always wondered. Do you just put soap in your hand and just wipe the **** off with the water? That's disgusting. I'd rather my wipe with reg. toilet paper, use wipes till spotless and then dry with a few more wipes of toilet paper.
     
  8. Rodman23

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    Does this thing actually clean well enough to where you dont have to use any toilet papaer at all? and also how much does one of these cost
     
  9. Han Solo

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    How do you not spray all over your balls and a women, in her vajay?
     
  10. Commodore

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    cleaner than TP, but you still need it to dry

    I paid $37, see amazon link

    it doesn't spray that far forward
     
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    edit: wrong thread
     
  12. Han Solo

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    ok but how does it not spray the crap all around? And my first question. Do you just use your hand and just dig out all the poop? So basically your hands always smell like **** because soap doesn't do the job....and if it gets in your nails?
     
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    Yes. That's exactly how it works.
     
  14. Xerobull

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    Hm...

    Does it have different spray settings like a massaging shower head?
     
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    love it!

    I use these when I'm in Hawaii (for the Japanese tourists, I guess) and when I'm in far east asia.

    Does yours have the spray versus stream option?

    The only thing I don't like about the Japanese toilets is the warm seat -- feels like somebody just got up from squeezing a pile out
     
  16. Commodore

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    yes, settings go from "mist" to "prison rape"
     
  17. Han Solo

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    but thats just disgusting...scooping your ass with water and your hands? One guy here was right, might as well just drop a deuce outdoors and scoop it out with the hose and your hands. Gross....how is this cleaner? Your smelly hands, and the possibility of **** getting shot off in different directions from the spray?
     
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    I use the same Bidet as the one OP posted. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it, highly recommend

    My ass feels so clean afterwords and it is.

    It has different settings/Pressure

    the water shoots perfectly in your hole, poop the water out and use 1 piece of toilet paper to dry. It is awesome and comforting

    The water is the same water you use to wash your hands or brush your teeth in the sink

    The spray hits your hole directly with amazing accuracy. It shoots into your hole and you poop it out bringing whatever else in in there that didn't come out when you were pooping or that seemed stuck for a thorough cleaning. No mess, by the time you use the 1-piece of toilet paper to dry it will be just as white as when you first folded it(or crumpled it) It wont even have poop stains on it..
     
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  19. Han Solo

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    And when you scoop all that poop with your hands and fingers. How long do you take to wash your hands? Don't tell me you only wash once? It seems it would take at least 5 good scrubs and picking your nails as well and then having lotion on you.
     
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    lmao...I can't stop laughing. :cool: I think I would rather just jump in the shower after still wiping with Tpaper, thats why I like to unload in the morning before my shower. Not sure my ass reflex would allow this for me...I would automatically clinch when that thing starts spraying.
     

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