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Ladies Night Out Promotion, Featuring Meet and Greet with...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Jan 17, 2013.

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  1. mike_lu

    mike_lu Member

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    Imagine ladies night out with Omer Asik, our man of few words.

    Omer: Thanks for coming
    Lady: XXX XXX XXXX

    Omer: (after 30 minutes of silence) ... Kebab?
    Lady: XXX XXX XXXX

    Omer: (after another 30 minutes of silence, knocks & spills Coke on ground) ... sorry, stone hands ...
    Lady: XXX XXX XXXX

    Omer: (after another 30 minutes of silence) ... Want to play ping pong? Helps with hand-eye coordination ...
    Lady: XXX XXX XXXX

    Omer: (two hour schedule up, to the second) ... Good night.
     
    #41 mike_lu, Jan 23, 2013
  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Those that buy them want something else filled! AMIRITE?

    [​IMG]
     
    #42 REEKO_HTOWN, Jan 23, 2013
  3. JJ23

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    wow pimping out our players to sell tickets ROFL....NICE
     
    #43 JJ23, Jan 23, 2013
  4. Rizzy

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    So guys can't buy this promotion? I just want the beer and nachos :eek:
     
    #44 Rizzy, Jan 23, 2013
  5. gamer4Life

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    Seems like the ladies and Parsons have something in common. ;)
     
    #45 gamer4Life, Jan 23, 2013
  6. SunsRocketsfan

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    You are looking for Greg Smith then
     
    #46 SunsRocketsfan, Jan 23, 2013
  7. SunsRocketsfan

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    Greg Smith for the flamboyants
     
    #47 SunsRocketsfan, Jan 23, 2013
  8. BEAT LA

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    Too bad we lost pretty boy Luis and tall, dark, and handsome Ming.
     
    #48 BEAT LA, Jan 23, 2013
  9. gamer4Life

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    Nah, I think Parsons swings both ways. ;)
     
    #49 gamer4Life, Jan 23, 2013
  10. gamer4Life

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    I wonder if any ladies stayed to see Parsons after the game.
     
    #50 gamer4Life, Jan 23, 2013
  11. Rashmon

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  12. Fullcourt

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    As long as it's filmed, we're in the clear:

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    #52 Fullcourt, Jan 23, 2013
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    Family Guy was actually funny for once.

    Almost as funny as Parsons' play tonight.
     
    #53 charles_zed, Jan 23, 2013
  14. Carl Herrera

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    I think the meeting and greeting of the ladies was giving Parsons an anxiety attack. Trying to hard to please the women and ends up shrinking in the face of pressure.
     
    #54 Carl Herrera, Jan 23, 2013
  15. kmav23

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    We need to make our team the best looking..

    since we are not going to win

    private rooms per hour......at the back
     
    #55 kmav23, Jan 23, 2013
  16. kmav23

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    Pat Pat will provide service for the men !!!

    pat their asses
     
    #56 kmav23, Jan 23, 2013
  17. kianainhi

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    #57 kianainhi, Jan 24, 2013
  18. NL Rocket

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    So this is why Chandler played like a scared p***y, he wanted to feel it so bad he just started to play like one..
     
    #58 NL Rocket, Jan 24, 2013
  19. rolyat93

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    Is that the best you could come up with?
     
    #59 rolyat93, Jan 24, 2013
  20. TheRealist137

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    Chandler saved his game for after if you know what I'm saying.
     
    #60 TheRealist137, Jan 24, 2013
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