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Completed another love making session

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Honey Bear, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. QdoubleA

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    Hey, heres your weekly reminder of how genuinely pathetic it is that you play a character on the internet. It would be different if it was funny.
     
  2. PinkTacos

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    Great job, you not only are hurting the husband but the kids as well...you are a hero to us all :rolleyes:. You don't and probably never will understand what an affair does to the other person and what divorce does to kids but i mean it's whatever.

    O yes bragging to complete strangers about banging some chick is sooooooooooooooo cool of you but i mean it's whatever.
     
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  3. Haymitch

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    Dood he's not real. He's a character on the internet. None of that stuff actually happened. It's pathetic.
     
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  4. updawg

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    If he was at least funny or clever it would be entertaining. But he is just lame and I'm surprised he hasn't given up this bit yet
     
  5. hooroo

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ni-YLaXOroE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  7. noscrusir

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    This. Truly pathetic.
     
  8. moestavern19

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    Just completed another <del>love making session</del> application to Burger King
     
  9. SwoLy-D

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    Sincerely,

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    :p I'm just kiddin', man... I like your anti-Aesop Fables stories. MORE, please.
     
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  10. GRENDEL

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  11. sammy

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    I'll humor you and pretend that this actually went down.

    First of all, kissing and telling is as tacky as it gets. True playas move in silence. Also, a chick violently going down on you is not a good thing. We've all felt that before and it does not feel good. At all.

    I'll finish with reminding you that she is a former model and actress with kids. In other words, she's over the hill. Past her prime. Kudos.
     
  12. v3.0

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    I didn't know a movie was already made based on you.


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  13. bigtexxx

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    the thing about Honey Bear is he tries to sound so important by using words the thinks are intelligent and indicative of prestige (e.g., business magnate) but it's just not believeable. I feel sorry for him, because he actually does put a lot of time against this.
     
  14. BigBird

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    Ronny, Honey Bear, I know this is just your cry for help. Everything's gonna be okay amigo.

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  15. Baqui99

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  17. Honey Bear

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    Haha, I guess the moral or the thing you can take away from the story is:

    a. White Girls

    b. Hold your wives and girlfriends extra tight tonight cuz you never know when the next big thing will stroll into town. Ignorance is bliss and it's best to hide them from the highest of highs than take a chance with someone who can throw their emotions into flux. Make the best of what you have and don't thirst for the unknown because the known... could soon become ...

    the unknown.
     
  18. Blurr#7

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    You make love, I beat that ***** into the ER.
     
  19. JayZ750

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    did someone say love making?

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  20. Honey Bear

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    Dawg, if there's water in the pool, jump in. To me, the world is one big pool. Law of the Jungle: Tiger eats Bishop. The husband did well for himself by using financial security to bag a beautiful woman despite being lifeless and unoriginal. I would be at a moral dilemmna if I serenaded her with flowers and pretended to love her .. giving her an out. But I kept it real and gave her an awakening instead.

    Yes it's a little sad for her, but it's better to know what it is to feel alive than forever be a lifeless zombie. Life is beautiful, taste the rainbow.
     

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