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Completed another love making session

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Honey Bear, Jan 23, 2013.

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  1. Honey Bear

    Honey Bear Member

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    Daughter of a business magnate. Former Actress/model. Claimed to be happily married with kids.

    Well, now she's happy.

    I mean it's whatever.

    The funny thing was she said I know about your nefarious ways, I know you can't commit and we can't run away to Africa together, I have always thought of myself as a serially monogamous person, but I have never felt so ALIVE. She yammered on along the lines of.. "I always thought love was a social construct centered around compatibility - but now i Know how wrong playing it safe was." Then she violently went down on me.. wrapping her lips around my penîs and I broke her off.

    Lol, I guess there's just something about me.
     
    #1 Honey Bear, Jan 23, 2013
  2. BmwM3

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    I don't get it. Pics or it didn't happen?
     
    #2 BmwM3, Jan 23, 2013
  3. Rodman23

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    It is what it is....keep bangin them models brah
     
    #3 Rodman23, Jan 23, 2013
  4. DudeWah

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    brb using my imagination since no pics
     
    #4 DudeWah, Jan 23, 2013
  5. Dei

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  6. BmwM3

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  7. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    And then you woke up, washed your hand, and mom called you for dinner.
     
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  8. DudeWah

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    Han Solo called and said you better not post pics of his "girl" ever again brah.

    true story
     
    #8 DudeWah, Jan 23, 2013
  9. Roxnostalgia

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    Oh, there's something about you.
     
    #9 Roxnostalgia, Jan 23, 2013
  10. Dei

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    I google searched who this was and, my god.
     
    #10 Dei, Jan 23, 2013
  11. BrieflySpeaking

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    I got ho's in different area codes.
     
    #11 BrieflySpeaking, Jan 23, 2013
  12. Damion Laverne

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    Ashley Madison w****!
     
    #12 Damion Laverne, Jan 23, 2013
  13. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    #13 bobrek, Jan 23, 2013
  14. LosPollosHermanos

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    you got yourself a new name because nobody could stomach your posting , yet you continue to be the biggest troll on here.
     
    #14 LosPollosHermanos, Jan 23, 2013
  15. Jontro

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    Mirin brah. Teach me your ways.
     
    #15 Jontro, Jan 23, 2013
  16. J Sizzle

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    LOL it'll be hard to find a bigger douche than OP.
     
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  17. Svpernaut

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    The only douche bigger than him is his mom's.
     
    #17 Svpernaut, Jan 23, 2013
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  19. Jamers

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    this.
     
    #19 Jamers, Jan 23, 2013
  20. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Yep, definitely a weirdo...
     
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