Tennis Leagues

This is clearly Obama's fault.

 

I hate Tennis Leagues! They've caused more wars than anything throughout history. And you cant tell me we evolved to play tennis. Stop encroaching on my guns, you damn Tennis leaguers!

You can't change my mind no matter what cause I'm just trolling. Rice > UT

 

Let me tell you something, people. Tennis is more dangerous than all sorts of gun activities.

In 2003, for instance, there were 16.7 hunters shot per 100,000 participants.

But in the same year, there were 1,228 tennis injuries requiring hospitalization per 100,000 participants.

That means tennis is more than 73 times as dangerous as hunting.

 

Islamism in tennis is a huge problem.

 

I have heard Shariah law requires using the wrong end of the racket. Comment?

 

This is correct.

The proper punishment for a violation of this rule is getting stoned.

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Change thread title to... Gay male Sauna with rackets.

 

There are no good or bad tennis rackets. Only good and bad tennis players. The way to beat a bad tennis player with a racket is with a good tennis player with a racket.

 

Racket control legislation is the only way to solve this epidemic.

 

If we put more regulations on tennis leagues, we wouldn't be in this recession in the first place.

 

An individualistic sport like tennis does not prop up the proper national spirit and will necessary for the betterment of the United States and should thus be banned.

 

Sooner or later, we must face the images of tennis violence. (Warning: graphic content.)

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